minor things that make you fume

[Frang]

How are you typing with no hands?

I use my tenticles and put thimbles on them

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I use my tenticles and put thimbles on them

Your tentacles? So you're not a spider? This story is unravelling faster than a ball of wool that someone is rapidly unravelling.

 

[larbert toffee]

im like a spider, I consume my lover immediately after , or during sex.

After or during, the timespan would between the two would be negligible.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

im like a spider, I consume my lover immediately after , or during sex.

 

[Frang]

After or during, the timespan would between the two would be negligible.

were talking microseconds larbs

 

[Frang]

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I once got 3rd degree burns attemting to insert my penis into a maccy d's volcanic apple pie

I still pick bits of lava off the tip , 6 months on

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I once got 3rd degree burns attemting to insert my penis into a maccy d's volcanic apple pie

I still pick bits of lava off the tip , 6 months on

Why in God's name would you do that? You still needed it to urinate with despite it appearing surplus to requirements

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I once got 3rd degree burns attemting to insert my penis into a maccy d's volcanic apple pie

I still pick bits of lava off the tip , 6 months on

When was this?

 

[Frang]

When was this?

when I had a turn for the wrost … earlier in the year

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

when I had a turn for the wrost … earlier in the year

I've worked in mental health and been qualified for almost 15 years and I've seen pretty much every type of self harm. We did have someone cut off their penis once.

But sticking your dick in an apple pie? Why specifically would you choose to do that?
If you were intent on self harm you could have just played simple and did a little cut.
Instead you ruined your dick and your bell end looks like it has acne

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

when I had a turn for the wrost … earlier in the year

Send me a message, i want to catch up with you anyway

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I've worked in mental health and been qualified for almost 15 years and I've seen pretty much every type of self harm. We did have someone cut off their penis once.

But sticking your [Poor language removed] in an apple pie? Why specifically would you choose to do that?
If you were intent on self harm you could have just played simple and did a little cut.
Instead you ruined your [Poor language removed] and your bell end looks like it has acne

Poor language? I never swear on here.
Is there a masterlist of censored words I can check?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Poor language? I never swear on here.
Is there a masterlist of censored words I can check?

Oh I used the first name of Mr Van Dyke. I thought that was PG enough but I'll just go full medical in future lol

 

[Frang]

Oh I used the first name of Mr Van Dyke. I thought that was PG enough but I'll just go full medical in future lol

just say shlong mush

 

[Frang]

Oh I used the first name of Mr Van Dyke. I thought that was PG enough but I'll just go full medical in future lol

oh you have to type v.i.r.g.y.l … like that