minor things that make you fume

[mawders]

Food shopping.

Food shopping with the missus. Spend 3 times as much as usual on stuff that never gets eaten

 

[PhilM]

Not so much a fume, more of a cringe but anyone, especially middle aged men wearing those flat caps. Horrible look.

We have some buffoon who lives next door to us who wander around with a flat cap and braces. His missus is really fit as well, so he must have bought her!

 

[Paris]

Wear sun tan lotion they say, helps to prevent skin cancer they say, what they don't say however is that if the lotion gets mixed up with sweat it goes into your eyes and literally stings them for hours on end, inducing lots of tears and sneezing fits.

 

[LEONARD]

We have some buffoon who lives next door to us who wander around with a flat cap and braces. His missus is really fit as well, so he must have bought her!

Is she from Bangkok?

Birkenhead has loads of quasimodo's, accompanied by the obvious Thai brides.

 

[PhilM]

Is she from Bangkok?

Birkenhead has loads of quasimodo's, accompanied by the obvious Thai brides.

Nope, she's German (I think) and a Doctor. He either bought her on the internet or he has a schlong the size of an Erdinger glass as he is punching way above.

 

[efcforever]

This bank holiday has just been the worst. Mad busy everywhere. Bad tempered motorists blasting their horns and screaming abuse at each other. Couldn't even get parked up anywhere near the local park yesterday to take the kids for a picnic.

Should've known better really and just stayed home.

 

[tommytowne]

That's god punishing you for eating pot noodle is that.

Bombay Bad Boy, food of the gods.

 

[LEONARD]

This bank holiday has just been the worst. Mad busy everywhere. Bad tempered motorists blasting their horns and screaming abuse at each other. Couldn't even get parked up anywhere near the local park yesterday to take the kids for a picnic.

Should've known better really and just stayed home.

Boris Johnson's Britain sadly.

 

[tommytowne]

Not so much a fume, more of a cringe but anyone, especially middle aged men wearing those flat caps. Horrible look.

As someone who has been wearing the "baker boy" style cap in winter for years, not for style but practicality, I get pissed off when Peaky Blinders association is levelled at me.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

As someone who has been wearing the "baker boy" style cap in winter for years, not for style but practicality, I get pissed off when Peaky Blinders association is levelled at me.

Soz bud

 

[tommytowne]

Soz bud

No need for apologies, I do look like a knob!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

No need for apologies, I do look like a knob!

To be fair, it was primarily a dig at hipster dads. Wearing braces and flat caps and looking like a bizarre extra from last of the summers wine

 

[tommytowne]

The sight of cars trundling about during this hot weather with ski racks fitted on the roof.
No need.

 

[COYBL25]

To be fair, it was primarily a dig at hipster dads. Wearing braces and flat caps and looking like a bizarre extra from last of the summers wine

Even worse are the ones who`ve gone for the full hit and have full on sleeve tatts just to finish the look off.

You can get rid of the mountaineering beard, the braces and the stupid half mast jeans, but no amount of laser is ever shifting those Pop Eye tatts lol

 

[COYBL25]

Is she from Bangkok?

Birkenhead has loads of quasimodo's, accompanied by the obvious Thai brides.

I`m surprised that they didn`t jump on the first plane back to Thailand upon seeing Birkenhead lol