minor things that make you fume

[FC sexy xxx]

Dipping biscuits into cups of tea is kopite behaviour

Shut it

 

[degsy]

Just had some work done in the kitchen. Paid the electrician and plumber by bank transfer. I texted them both, asking them to confirm that the funds had gone through ok. Eight days later and neither of them has bothered to send a text that would take 10 seconds.

You know they'd be all over you if you failed to pay them, so 10 secs as you say...no repeat business or word of mouth recommendations for them.

 

[EvertonCJ]

You know they'd be all over you if you failed to pay them, so 10 secs as you say...no repeat business or word of mouth recommendations for them.

We had a tiler in about a year ago. He did an excellent job, but, on the last day, he told me that the he would have to charge me more than the original quote as it had taken him slightly longer to do the job. Like an idiot I paid him, but would never use him again. My Mum had just moved into a bungalow and needed a good tiler, but, I didn't recommend this tiler due to his change of the quote. He ended up losing out on plenty of work due to his greed.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Wishing I was a brass because Big Nev makes sex work sound like so much fun.

(If you follow his Twitter you'll understand.)

 

[EvertonCJ]

Why do goalkeepers always make mistakes when they play against the R/S?

 

[bol-uk]

My wife deciding she wants a small tree this year so I bought her a 5ft one. Get home and she’s put it on a bloody table and it’s basically 8ft again

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Dipping biscuits into cups of tea is kopite behaviour

No.

 

[Frang]

That jenny éclair vaginal dryness advert..

A new low.

Dear god

*shudderz

 

[tommytowne]

School crossing attendants who stop you for adults

Right smart arses the blokes are. Our local school had the guy who was sacked for being too familiar with the kids and some of the slummy/yummy mummies.

 

[Frang]

Stephen hendrie

What is he wearing

Operation yewtree him

 

[Parker]

I don't understand how anyone can go anywhere in public without headphones. Sat on a train with some kid screaming and was just in a bar with the lovable rs chanting to a projector screen with his da. No doubt has never been inside Anfield.

 

[Frang]

I don't understand how anyone can go anywhere in public without headphones. Sat on a train with some kid screaming and was just in a bar with the lovable rs chanting to a projector screen with his da. No doubt has never been inside Anfield.

You what mate??

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I don't understand how anyone can go anywhere in public without headphones. Sat on a train with some kid screaming and was just in a bar with the lovable rs chanting to a projector screen with his da. No doubt has never been inside Anfield.

Without earphones and podcasts I would of topped myself a long time ago. They are blessing as I can’t stand humans,

 

[Frang]

Without earphones and podcasts I would of topped myself a long time ago. They are blessing as I can’t stand humans,

Racist

 

[cronullasharks]

My wife deciding she wants a small tree this year so I bought her a 5ft one. Get home and she’s put it on a bloody table and it’s basically 8ft again

My wife put our tree up the other day, the cats have subsequently destroyed it lol