minor things that make you fume

[Kenshin]

Places not serving avocados because they have to fly them thousands of miles around the world and it's unethical etc

Sorry Brenda, go and get me a banana from the Wigan plantation please love.

 

[degsy]

Places not serving avocados because they have to fly them thousands of miles around the world and it's unethical etc

Sorry Brenda, go and get me a banana from the Wigan plantation please love.

Come to Queensland mate, you can grow both in your garden...don't worry too much about the snakes either, the spiders see off most of them.

 

[zzr45]

A developing phobia of fecal matter (and urine for that matter.) For some reason my subconscious decided to conjure up an unflushed toilet in my dreams. Woke up wretching like anything for about 10 minutes.

Thanks brain.

 

[Li Tie]

The shelves in my local 'Ourhours' store had no chocolate except for this. There wasn't much chocolate in it and the toy is pretty rubbish.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

A developing phobia of fecal matter (and urine for that matter.) For some reason my subconscious decided to conjure up an unflushed toilet in my dreams. Woke up wretching like anything for about 10 minutes.

Thanks brain.

So your dream was about anfield then

 

[Frang]

So your dream was about anfield then

Oh mate
Ho ho ho ho

Side splitting!

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Oh mate
Ho ho ho ho

Side splitting!

Shut up frank you sheep nonce

 

[Frang]

Shut up frank you sheep nonce

You need some geography lessons you mush...

 

[scratchnsurf]

Playing footie and the guy who picks the teams cannot EVER pick even teams.

 

[chrismpw]

The unpredictability and unreliability of having to deal with the public:

Me: selling a 3 phase motor on FB marketplace, at half what it's worth.
Agreed time to meet 9.30
Current time 10.54..... No show, no message, no courtesy or consideration.

Fecking public!

 

[degsy]

The unpredictability and unreliability of having to deal with the public:

Me: selling a 3 phase motor on FB marketplace, at half what it's worth.
Agreed time to meet 9.30
Current time 10.54..... No show, no message, no courtesy or consideration.

Fecking public!

They probably twigged it was nicked

 

[chrismpw]

They probably twigged it was nicked

Gerroff you horror!

It's from a small (old) milling machine I bought. Normally I can re-wire and run 3 phase through an inverter, but annoyingly this motor isn't dual voltage and so my 240v inverter ain't got the electrical umph required.

 

[Frang]

Gerroff you horror!

It's from a small (old) milling machine I bought. Normally I can re-wire and run 3 phase through an inverter, but annoyingly this motor isn't dual voltage and so my 240v inverter ain't got the electrical umph required.

ok m8

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Gerroff you horror!

It's from a small (old) milling machine I bought. Normally I can re-wire and run 3 phase through an inverter, but annoyingly this motor isn't dual voltage and so my 240v inverter ain't got the electrical umph required.

WOOL

 

[summerisle]

Open a packet of biscuits and half of them are broken, again.