minor things that make you fume

[sageyefc]

People parking in front of my house cos they have 3 cars

Should I be arsed?

Slash their tyres

 

[Brendan Janus]

Johnny "two jags" !

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Slash their tyres

I've got a glock here but ok

 

[duncs pigeon]

I have been sat in a hotel room in Cardiff for over an hour waiting for my 2 daughters and my wife to get ready for my daughter's graduation ceremony. They're all still doing their makeup.

Njoy mate, was there for my daughters last week. What a proud moment.

 

[Efcjake]

We've pulled 3 ticks off of my poor dog this week. I think I've just found another on his coin purse, but I'm praying it isn't because he is gonna proper hate me when I take care of that one.

He's on bleeding medication for it for the load of use that's done.

 

[sageyefc]

We've pulled 3 ticks off of my poor dog this week. I think I've just found another on his coin purse, but I'm praying it isn't because he is gonna proper hate me when I take care of that one.

He's on bleeding medication for it for the load of use that's done.

Why does your dog need to carry money

 

[Efcjake]

Why does your dog need to carry money

To impress the local females.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Modern 'lads'. So vain, ripped jeans, quiffs, sleeve tatts (they don't know what it means), token beard.

Be a shepherd not a sheep. You look silly.

don't forget the shoes with no socks on, who ever thought that one up well done, you look stupid!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Modern 'lads'. So vain, ripped jeans, quiffs, sleeve tatts (they don't know what it means), token beard.

Be a shepherd not a sheep. You look silly.

@Baines' left foot

 

[roydo]

Banged my elbow right on the funny bone earlier.

Guess what part of my body I managed to bang about 6 times afterwards.

 

[Frang]

Legit not had a poo in about 6 days and starting to worry now, I'm usually regular

FULL OF SHABITE YOU LID

 

[Baines' left foot]

@Baines' left foot

As if I'd have a tattoo. You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

One thing I've noticed about sleeve tattoos is that 99% of them have a picture of a clock face on. It's funny and absolutely tragic at the same time.

 

[mezzrow]

I found a bottle of Bushmills in the back of the cupboard with just enough in the bottom to deliver me to the sweet arms of Jesus in a few hours. I've been informed that as a Scots-Irish inhabitant of these southern United States I am orange to my toenails or something. I thought he was full of [Poor language removed], being @chicoazul , but I did some research and damned if he isn't right. You papists better watch out.

I keep searching for Everton videos on YouTube and I get nothing but Rangers. Really old Rangers. I'm going to get some more ice now.

 

[WA Toffee]

This is similar to when my wife puts food in the fridge which blocks my path to the cans of beer. Very annoying.

i take out the 6 pack, push to food to the back and put the beer back at the front

 

[ToePeg]

don't forget the shoes with no socks on, who ever thought that one up well done, you look stupid!

Where as this looks ace. lol