minor things that make you fume

[GwladysPhil]

The Police and hospital have tried everything to reason with him, but it looks like the dad, has been swept up by the " burn the witch Facebook " mob.

The mum is the only one that`s coming out of this with any credit.

They all look like potential Jeremy Kyle contestants.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Slates for plates..........
And those little wire baskets they put your handful of chips in.
What's next? Ploughman's Lunch served on a plate shaped like a shire horse's backside?

Have a look at @WeWantPlates on twitter mate

 

[degsy]

You're watching a series and at the end they show 2 mins highlights of the next episode and spoil the suspense...its bad enough when they show you what happened previously, like I haven't just watched it and I've just turned into a goldfish

 

[gonetomorrow]

You buy a new bar of your favourite soap, take a shower and it slips out of your hands and gives you a painful rap on the toes.
I always mean to cut it into less dangerous pieces but hey that wouldn't be very manly, now would it?

 

[PITA]

You buy a new bar of your favourite soap, take a shower and it slips out of your hands and gives you a painful rap on the toes.
I always mean to cut it into less dangerous pieces but hey that wouldn't be very manly, now would it?

You use soap? How old are you?

 

[FC sexy xxx]

You use soap? How old are you?

I was thinking the same lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

You use soap? How old are you?

I love the horrible dry feeling soap gives my face. Really takes me back to life in the 50’s.

 

[degsy]

I love the horrible dry feeling soap gives my face. Really takes me back to life in the 50’s.

Like you'd know

 

[gonetomorrow]

You use soap? How old are you?

I'm quite old thanks for asking, and raised in cheerless Scots shower rooms with pink and yellow bricks of carbolic lying about the floor. Ye could scream but naebody heard ye, laddie.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I have to fix my parents’ internet every single time I’m home ffs.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Drivers who don't use indicators
Counted 3 possible crashes this morning

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Drivers who can't approach roundabouts correctly
It's not rocket science

 

[Brendan Janus]

Workmen, horrible dirty gets !!

 

[Methuselah]

Drivers who brake before they indicate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Drivers who can't approach roundabouts correctly
It's not rocket science

In London it seems fashionable for people to use the left hand lane when turning right, and not using an indicator. Then get all arsey with the person you nearly hit because they’re using the roundabout properly. This city is full of utter retards.