minor things that make you fume

Going a bar and when you go the toilet there's a bloke selling aftershave who stares at you while you're having a slash, indulges in top level banter with beak addled roid'eads and then tries to get a quid off you when you just wanna wash your hands.
Hate this. Especially awkward if you’re the only person in the toilet with one of them.

Perfectly capable of drying my own hands.

Made the mistake once of buying a pack of chewies. £2 it cost. Absolute joke.
 
Mongs who put up ‘oh you work 40 hours, I remember my first part time job too’ memes on Facebook. Inevitably the same thick mouth breathers that complain about hating their job.
 
Mongs who put up ‘oh you work 40 hours, I remember my first part time job too’ memes on Facebook. Inevitably the same thick mouth breathers that complain about hating their job.

I'm guilty of this.

On the flip side, people who complain about working 'all week' when they have worked 9 - 4 Monday - Friday absolutely rile me.
 

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