minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

Kids at games now holding up cardboard signs like " Harry Kane, can I have your shirt "

My lad has made one for our next home game that reads - " Cuco Martina how have you got a shirt "

 

[AndyC]

I'm all in favour of more work for other people! Bring it on!

So, so tempted to ban you for that

 

[Toast]

My lad has made one for our next home game that reads - " Cuco Martina how have you got a shirt "

I've made me own sign, "Jordan Pickford can I have your shorts, cos I've got a fat arse too and I reckon they'll fit !"

 

[chrismpw]

So, so tempted to ban you for that

So so tempted to ask for one so I can stop feeling compelled to read so many glum opinions at the mo.

Can I come back next season in our run in for the title?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

The kids shouting when I’m trying to hear The Chase.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I reckon you’ve got a betting racket in mid central. Odds per poster.

Fcking dead right

 

[bol-uk]

Harry Kanes Nostrils:

 

[larbert toffee]

The watts(anag) who overtake you on a motorway and despite there being no other cars near still insist on cutting right in front of you so dangerously close that were they to brake sharply you would slam into the back of them.
I drove down for the game yesterday with a car full and it happened so many times, was 'kin fuming.

 

[tommytowne]

Cycling to work this morning with that wind full into my fat face, I consoled myself with the thought that I would have the same wind behind me coming home.
Wrong, direction of wind changed almost 180 degrees so had it into my chops all over again.

 

[larbert toffee]

Cycling to work this morning with that wind full into my fat face, I consoled myself with the thought that I would have the same wind behind me coming home.
Wrong, direction of wind changed almost 180 degrees so had it into my chops all over again.

Do you work as a butchers delivery boy Tommy?

 

[widnesblue]

The way football pundits just call Jack Wilshere...Jack. Gets on my nerves.

 

[tommytowne]

Do you work as a butchers delivery boy Tommy?

If I did I reckon I'd be the oldest one in East Yorkshire.

 

[summerisle]

Left the butter in the microwave too long, now a lake with a small island of butter in the butter dish.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Being comfy in bed then needing to get up for a burst . Gutted

 

[GBH73]

People who can't make tea properly i.e. they let the kettle go well off the boil.

Australians that pronounce their own country as 'Straya.