minor things that make you fume

[Coach]

putting your jumper on back to front

 

[Eggs]

putting your jumper on back to front

..always happens when you are in a rush. When my daughter was a toddler (she's 29 now) I dressed her & dropped her off at nursery. Mrs Eggs picked her up and was told I'd put her knickers on with one of the leg holes around her waist. Wondered why she couldn't breath very well that morning.

 

[ilikecheese]

Are you driving? If not, you can just close your eyes. That tends to do the trick

No mate...I wasn't. Wouldn't be prudent to fume on GOT and drive at the same time.

 

[ruggy]

putting your jumper on back to front

Try going out with it on inside out, ffs! Autumn mornings grrr

 

[ruggy]

Also, I was out walking the dog today and I got talking to a woman standing outside her house with her dog... Did some small talk then her dog went back into the garden and did a poo.

After running out of small talk and wanting to get away, I said "you'll have to get your bags out" (not a euphemism, do your own stories! )
She said "It's not my garden" and walked off with her dog!

Your dog should not be in someone else's garden at all let alone having a sh*t in it! Ffs! fume

 

[chango]

any attempt to use clingfilm results in a failure/fume breakdown

 

[Baines' left foot]

putting your jumper on back to front

I did a whole night out whilst having a jumper on back to front recently. It wasn't obvious and no one noticed but I still felt like a tit.

 

[bignev23]

When me bird buys Colgate toothpaste or Dove soap, Makes me fume.

Macleans and Pears it should be always

 

[harris78]

the remnants of the toast falling out of the toaster. No matter how much you clean up the bloody things are still there, drives me insane!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

CBA finding somewhere to post this

@chicoazul

 

[harris78]

After watching some of 'Stand up to Cancer' i must say Davina Mccall seriously makes me fume. That woman is seriously over the top and annoying!

 

[ruggy]

After watching some of 'Stand up to Cancer' i must say Davina Mccall seriously makes me fume. That woman is seriously over the top and annoying!

Depends whether you're shagging her or visiting a library with her I suppose

 

[ruggy]

I'm so sorry @harris78,

I didn't mean to change your quote, I clicked the reply button and it made it into a quote. Apologies again for the accidental misrepresentation, I'm new round here.

 

[Donald Twain]

Slipping in the toilet and putting your hand in a fresh turd!

 

[ilikecheese]

Slipping in the toilet and putting your hand in a fresh turd!

That just happened, didn't it?