minor things that make you fume

[kev]

Can’t get the chemical levels in my pool right. Chlorine levels and pH are both too high. Have turned chlorinator down to 20% and added litres of acid but they just won’t go down.

3rd world problems eh? sheesh

 

[goodisonopheliac]

My cat unleashing a silent but deadly on me. Furry little arsehole.

 

[WA Toffee]

3rd world problems eh? sheesh

It's 95 degrees and I can't go for a swim. Ive had to pack the esky with beer and go to the beach

 

[COYBL25]

Can’t get the chemical levels in my pool right. Chlorine levels and pH are both too high. Have turned chlorinator down to 20% and added litres of acid but they just won’t go down.

Have you tried testing the acid levels out on your servants yet ?

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Going to Barcelona then Madrid in January and planning to go to real v villareal game, but can’t book any hotels or flights yet as la liga havent announced if the game is on sat or sun.
Sort it out ffs

It’s a couple of weeks before the game . I had the same problem booking for Barca a few years back .

 

[WA Toffee]

Have you tried testing the acid levels out on your servants yet ?

I’ll tell the butler to do it

 

[Toast]

The pre match friendly handshakes.
Koff.

 

[the golden visionary]

Going to the toilet in a hurry and after your done you find the toilet roll is down to that last square that's half stuck to the tube

 

[COYBL25]

Pay Day Loan ads on tv.

Washing machine is broken.

How about a no hassle loan at 1500 % APR.

Disgusting.

 

[kev]

Getting home from the match and finding that the back of your jacket is covered in ketchup and realising you've been sat in front of some prat who can't eat a hotdog properly.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Pay Day Loan ads on tv.

Washing machine is broken.

How about a no hassle loan at 1500 % APR.

Disgusting.

How anyone can work for one of these companies is beyond me. Horrible horrible arseholes

 

[jal123]

City of Liverpool FC

Followed exclusively by try hard kopite south end mings

They've even got their own ultras lol

Weirdos on twitter with skull and cross bones hoodies like they're St Pauli and not a load of fat 40 year olds following an Vauxhall conference reserves level side

 

[COYBL25]

How anyone can work for one of these companies is beyond me. Horrible horrible arseholes

They`re the modern day equivalent of loan sharks, nothing more.

 

[COYBL25]

City of Liverpool FC

Followed exclusively by try hard kopite south end mings

They've even got their own ultras lol

Weirdos on twitter with skull and cross bones hoodies like they're St Pauli and not a load of fat 40 year olds following an Vauxhall conference reserves level side

Ahem, less of the South End please.

Anymore of that and I`ll get the gamekeeper to let the hounds loose.

 

[jal123]

Ahem, less of the South End please.

Anymore of that and I`ll get the gamekeeper to let the hounds loose.

You know full well my opinion of your ilk. I'd rather be associated with Bootle than Aigburth.