minor things that make you fume

[FC sexy xxx]

Been texting a girl and agreed to meet her Wednesday as she seemed nice. Just spoken to her on the phone and I now hate myself because she seems awful. Help.

kill her

 

[zzr45]

kill her

Arrested for stalking. Just shows not to take internet advice.

Conflicted!

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Conflicted!

No defo kill her

 

[tommytowne]

One of the greatest joys in life was walking my lads to school. Probably about 1/2 mile, through the cut throughs and over the bridges on the estate. There must have been times when the weather meant a car trip instead I guess, but honestly cant remember any.

Also, and you have only my word for this, our local school has the yummiest of yummy mummies, so the opportunity to mingle any amount of time with them is his loss.

 

[COYBL25]

She might hurt me physically. She seems the type.

All the hallmarks of a Danger Shag - go for it mate.

Make sure you don't get too pissed and keep your phone very close, just in case you have to phone the police if it all gets a bit too weird.

Ps - whatever you do, don't allow yourself to be restrained in anyway, it'll end very badly for you.

 

[Toast]

All the hallmarks of a Danger Shag - go for it mate.

Make sure you don't get too pissed and keep your phone very close, just in case you have to phone the police if it all gets a bit too weird.

Ps - whatever you do, don't allow yourself to be restrained in anyway, it'll end very badly for you.

Glenn Close.

 

[COYBL25]

Glenn Close.

Forgot about that.

Keep her away from any of your pets too lol

 

[Toast]

Forgot about that.

Keep her away from any of your pets too lol

She was fit in that movie.
Not seen that on telly for ages.

 

[NCLBlue]

Flight delays when already on board!

At least leave us in the pub!

Currently sat for an hour waiting to depart due to French air strikes!

 

[summerisle]

Flight delays when already on board!

At least leave us in the pub!

Currently sat for an hour waiting to depart due to French air strikes!

Hope they missed.

 

[sageyefc]

Put the milk in the freezer to give it that extra chill, forgot about it and now have a solid block of milk

 

[Toast]

Put the milk in the freezer to give it that extra chill, forgot about it and now have a solid block of milk

I do this with lager far too often.

 

[bol-uk]

Interviews on TV

99% of the time the interviewee is promoting a book/film/album and is just going through the motions answering faux-arty questions about "whats different about this one than the last one" etc.

Massive YAWN

 

[GwladysBlue]

Drivers on the motorway who overtake you and then once they're in front of you, they drive slower than you were originally driving at!

 

[bol-uk]

GGGGrrrr

Drivers on the motorway , in the fast lane, forcing you to slow down,they eventually mover over to let you past but then put their foot down so you cant get past anyway.