minor things that make you fume

[jal123]

I took the pic in Fareham mate.
Hardly a posh area like.
I didn't even bother going in for just a pint.
I'd end up saying something sarcastic to the barman and getting an odd look.

Fareham is like Alderley edge compared to say, Gosport though, toast.

 

[jal123]

Event tickets. The whole pre sale, priority sale, tiered pricing which means that you could pay over four times what someone else paid because you didn't want to buy a ticket for a club 4 months in advance ffs. And then the promotors often block the only safe ways of selling tickets on if you can't go. It's getting silly now.

Surely with your contacts you don't need to buy tickets?

Ffs how long have you been down there now? Less time looking at yourself in the gym mirrors and more time networking.

 

[Toast]

Fareham is like Alderley edge compared to say, Gosport though, toast.

Genuine LOL at that comparison. Bang on.
If you haven't been to Gosport for a few years.. It's utterly horrific now. The Greggs next to the ferry is literally the only good thing about any commute there.

 

[Lickle eric]

Microwave jacket spuds,,,

 

[Ollie d]

"Wrighty, I will give you a chew if you defend me mate ?"

And fair play to him too,then mate!

 

[Toast]

Bought a box of lagers to sit and sup watching the cricket today. New brand.
It's bloody shocking.
Mrs says to just pour them away, but I'm too tight.

 

[larbert toffee]

Bought a box of lagers to sit and sup watching the cricket today. New brand.
It's bloody shocking.
Mrs says to just pour them away, but I'm too tight.

A man after my own heart...........

Try a drop of Lemonade in mate to perk em up a bit and if that fails put some vodka in you'll soon start to enjoy them.

 

[jal123]

Bought a box of lagers to sit and sup watching the cricket today. New brand.
It's bloody shocking.
Mrs says to just pour them away, but I'm too tight.

Skol?

 

[Toast]

Skol?

 

[jal123]

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What on gods green earth are they? The name gives you a clue ffs toast.

 

[jal123]

VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE lol

 

[Toast]

VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE lol

I even looked it up on me phone in the shop. I realised it was gimmicky as only 5 calories less than becks. A tenner for a box mugged me off.
Normal service has now resumed though.

 

[lancs blue]

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Looks like urine

 

[Toast]

Looks like urine

I've actually tasted better piss mate.
Lesson learned here lids.

 

[Toast]

Still 6 bottles left too..
Got to be tempted to keep them for visitors haven't yer..