minor things that make you fume

[Boss_Blue]

When the girlfriend says "What do you wanna eat?" and proceeds to shoot down every suggestion you offer.

Then when you ask them what they want they start giving you superfluous descriptions of the item of food without actually naming it.

"Not something greasy..."

"I just want something light."

etc.

This burns my head out as well mate.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Feed her Rohypnol.


The rest is easy.

She can't cook my tea then though mate.

 

[tommye]

She can't cook my tea then though mate.

Dominos is your friend.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Puffy things.

Puff Pastry
Puffer Jackets
That Ridiculous Dragon
Puffing Billy
Pizza Puffs
Paul Merson's Face
Puff 2.1
Powder Puffs
Not So Much Huff but Deffo Puff
The Puff Effect
Cheese Puffs
Cream Puffs
Spinach Puffs
Tasty Puffs
Puff God Damn Daddy
The Pineapple Underground Film Festival
Ruff Puff
Helmut Puff
Puff Glass
Puff Pants
Puffins

LIVID HERE

Homophobe

 

[Boss_Blue]

Dominos is your friend.

Problem solved.


*asks missus if she wants a drink.

 

[caught]

Problem solved.


*asks missus if she wants a drink.

"Not something too wet..."

 

[Boss_Blue]

"Not something too wet..."

Fuming now.

*soaks rag in chloroform

 

[Dell Boy]

To be honest that is about the extent of the hassle she gives me. She doesn't kick off over little things or go looking for a fight, she just genuinely cannot make a decision on what she wants to eat cuz of digestion issues. Gives me no end of headaches at dinner time mind, but she's a good'un.

Mate listen to Dr. Love. She's a pain in the arse. Tell her to sling it. Text her mum/mate in advance so she's got somewhere to go tonight. The get the iron out, tell your mates they are needed, slap on the Brute and head to the nearest meat market. Get yourself a new squeeze in time for the match on Sunday wherein she can serve you snacks and beverages.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Mate listen to Dr. Love. She's a pain in the arse. Tell her to sling it. Text her mum/mate in advance so she's got somewhere to go tonight. The get the iron out, tell your mates they are needed, slap on the Brute and head to the nearest meat market. Get yourself a new squeeze in time for the match on Sunday wherein she can serve you snacks and beverages.

I worry about you sometimes Dell.

 

[Efcjake]

I've got quite a list to be honest as I am a bad moaner.

People going on about whatever fabricated drama is going on in their work. Nobody gives a toss what Sue from accounting said or how she said it.

Using the word Philosophy in any context related to football.

Feminists who only want equality for women.

Having to take the bus, especially without headphones.

People from outside of England making jokes about Scousers on the internet.

 

[Dell Boy]

I worry about you sometimes Dell.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Freak.

 

[chango]

the wierd noise you get when someone opens the car window on the motorway....fuddafuddafuddafudda.....its unbearable

 

[Durham Toffee]

I can't see that bear taking a ball on the half-volley from 30 yards out like...

 

[The Cowboy]

the wierd noise you get when someone opens the car window on the motorway....fuddafuddafuddafudda.....its unbearable

That's a good one. Usually caused by one of the kids opening a back window, resulting in screams of 'close your bloody window NOW!'