minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

I'm hoping one day, that Morgan will get shanked when he's doing one of those " Piers " interviews physco mass murder with no hope of parole " in prison programmes that he does.

Even the name " Piers" makes my skin crawl.

There is a lad in my sons school called Piers.
In primary school, he took a dump in the urinal.
Its honesty followed him round all through his schooling years and now doing gcses.
You can't mention his name without mentioning the urinal.
Even typing that has brought a smile to my face..
Poor lad.

 

[Baines' left foot]

So snowflakes like you and BIF can be all offended and butthurt...

Firm but fair from Tommy as usual.

 

[tommye]

Firm but fair from Tommy as usual.

I know that's how you like it Princess x

 

[COYBL25]

So snowflakes like you and BIF can be all offended and butthurt...

I'm honoured to be offended and butthurt x

 

[Maxwell]

Girl in work just asked if the tap water is safe to drink.

In our office.

In Manchester.

 

[Gouldy]

Piers Morgan.

Apart from Jeremy Hunt, I'm really hard pushed to think of anyone so vile.

Katie Hopkins?

Edit: Just saw Baine's left foot post ... great minds...

 

[LydiateLee]

Still not over this, TBH...I've been dream-crushed ever since.

*waves goodbye to that .0000314% chance*

Same here, I am unashamedly jealous. Money grabbing cow!

 

[Donald Twain]

Racking up the shopping at the till only for the drone to mumble " I'm closed" ! How about sticking a closed sign up or opening ya daft gob earlier eh?

 

[jal123]

Racking up the shopping at the till only for the drone to mumble " I'm closed" ! How about sticking a closed sign up or opening ya daft gob earlier eh?

Aldi? Just move the snide red divider they put on and tell them to button it

 

[ToePeg]

Girl in work just asked if the tap water is safe to drink.

In our office.

In Manchester.

Sounds like my wife that. I could retire now, in my thirties if I'd of invested all the money we've spent on bottled water over the years.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who leave massive gaps in traffic because they're too lazy to keep up, or because they want to save petrol, making the traffic worse. Often taxi drivers trying to get 70mpg out of their Prius.

 

[jal123]

People who leave massive gaps in traffic because they're too lazy to keep up, or because they want to save petrol, making the traffic worse. Often taxi drivers trying to get 70mpg out of their Prius.

Thus leaving massive gaps for queue jumpers to slip in. Hate them hope they get punctures once a week for a year.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Thus leaving massive gaps for queue jumpers to slip in. Hate them hope they get punctures once a week for a year.

Queue jumpers absolutely boil my piss.

 

[AndyC]

I find the club using Everton as everton very annoying... Why would you not use a capital E ??

 

[Donald Twain]

I find the club using Everton as everton very annoying... Why would you not use a capital E ??

No idea andy