minor things that make you fume

A piece of pasta getting stuck in the bottom of the pot and you can't shake it out
There is a massive fly in my conservatory here, and I'm trying to whack it out with me slipper.
I look like Roger Federer serving for the match in my head with my accurate swipes.

I think the neighbours, if they are looking, will think otherwise.
 
People who wear music earphones n walk around into you in a complete oblivion. It's not on. I'm gonna start throwing digs one of these days. They're a danger to themselves n they lack coordination
 

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