minor things that make you fume

[thebluenosebolt]

Dentists and classical music. WTF is that about.

 

[Ollie d]

Dentists and classical music. WTF is that about.

Be worse if it was dentists and acid house, mate. Picture the dentist leaning over, gurning his tits off while rhythmicly using the drill...

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Be worse if it was dentists and acid house, mate. Picture the dentist leaning over, gurning his tits off while rhythmicly using the drill...

frankly Gabber gurning would be preferable than

 

[Baines' left foot]

Got on the bus without bringing earphones and it's packed to the rafters with little s*** screaming kids. I hate kids.

 

[GwladysPhil]

The Esk

His well structured posts fooling the majority of forum posters.

He's the Everton Guillem Ballague

 

[Toast]

The Esk

His well structured posts fooling the majority of forum posters.

He's the Everton Guillem Ballague

Esk is online now mate.

 

[Toast]

Watching the bbc1 quiz show here, the lottery one.
How many England test cricketers can you name ?
7 was the bid..
SEVEN..

FFS.

If I went on this it would be some shocker of a question.

 

[lancs blue]

ringing ticket master at 7p a minute. wonder why it takes an average 10 mins to get through

 

[Toast]

ringing ticket master at 7p a minute. wonder why it takes an average 10 mins to get through

Ive rang plenty of more expensive phone lines at 4am.

Not proud.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Went to Tate Modern today.

Two rows of twelve block pavers stacked in a row, just like you'd see in a builder's merchants.

Art.

 

[Toast]

Went to Tate Modern today.

Two rows of twelve block pavers stacked in a row, just like you'd see in a builder's merchants.

Art.

Sneak in next week and make them into a BBQ lad.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Sneak in next week and make them into a BBQ lad.

I asked my landlady if I could build a brick BBQ in our back garden.

The old bag said no ffs.

 

[Toast]

I asked my landlady if I could build a brick BBQ in our back garden.

The old bag said no ffs.

Take your top off mate.
Steps down to a boss BBQ and she will be putty.

 

[Toast]

Needing a piss during a phone conversation.
No way I can ever manage to keep that quiet.
I know, that, they know in having a piss as well.
Sake.

 

[John23]

The way you lot say Village...Villarge. In fairness it doesn't make me fume. I think its top class. My modus operandi for next week is to get Villarge into everything I say@coy