minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

Washing the car and discovering two kind souls have opened their car doors into mine leaving little dents on my motor.

Usually happens in supermarkets and also includes bumper scuffs too, normally from a Nissan Micra or Honda Jazz, driven by a Mrs Brady lookalike

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Mobile phones
Trying to swap from EE to 02
Trying to get phone unlocked

 

[bflefc]

Switching energy supplier
Cretins using hashtags on Facebook
People referring to Ukraine as 'the Ukraine'

 

[LEONARD]

'The following report contains images that some people may find distressing'

'If you have been effected by any of the issues in this programme a helpline number will appear at the end of the credits.

How we defeated Hitler and his fascist hordes I will never know.

 

[YellowSweat]

People who write or say "brought" instead of "bought"

 

[jal123]

People who write or say "brought" instead of "bought"

Correct, illiterate scum.

 

[lancs blue]

Has he only just worked that out?

Everyone else knew like 40 years ago.

that mannilow wasnt in the entertainment industry

 

[lancs blue]

that cups of coffee bought state warning hot contents inside. no way sherlock

 

[gonetomorrow]

Having listed several enticing ways in which you can bankrupt yourself, the ad for the bookie includes a slurred afterthought : "When the fun stops, stop".

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

'The following report contains images that some people may find distressing'

'If you have been effected by any of the issues in this programme a helpline number will appear at the end of the credits.

How we defeated Hitler and his fascist hordes I will never know.

Worst one I ever saw before a film was "contains mild peril". Fairly sure I told my screen to get to fook.

 

[summerisle]

Two mile extendable dog leads.

 

[chrismpw]

Washing the car and discovering two kind souls have opened their car doors into mine leaving little dents on my motor.

I was sat in a reliant scimitar I had once, in a car park, when an overweight woman in a Chelsea tractor (thy all are, who do this) literally threw her door open into mine. It was done with such force the car shook. I got out to assess the damage and, rather than make any apology, she glared at me with bile, distain and venom in her eyes as though it were my fault.
I told her that she would be less of an utterly selfish bloated individual if she took more care of other people's possessions when out in public and let her know what a frightful individual she was with her lack of social skills.

Swindon that.

 

[Kurt.]

'The following report contains images that some people may find distressing'

'If you have been effected by any of the issues in this programme a helpline number will appear at the end of the credits.

How we defeated Hitler and his fascist hordes I will never know.

People who use 'effected' when they mean 'affected'.

 

[LEONARD]

The prospect of Newcastle getting promoted.

Hoards of deluded, replica shirt wearing, beauts telling the Sky Camera's that they will win the Prem next season.

 

[Bungle]

Moneysupermarket advert destroying my childhood memories of He-man and Skeletor