He does everything in Chapters.
You could go and make a cup of tea by the time his brain has told his feet what to do.
You could go and make a cup of tea by the time his brain has told his feet what to do.
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Robbie Keane? Roy? The bland 00’s indie band? Surely not Michael?
JLW
Player Valuation: £70m
HAhahahahaahaha
Blue Willy
Player Valuation: £10m
Whens Keanes contract up? 
MaximusEvertonius
Player Valuation: £20m
True, Keane has scored. But Patto has barely been afforded the opportunity to see match time in literally years. On the rare occasion Nathan hits the pitch, I see flashes of something there way more than Michael Keane.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £40m
Plays like he’s got a blue badge alright
Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Stick him in the club shop window modelling next seasons kit. All he's good for.
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £35m
Judgement dayWhens Keanes contract up?
Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Behave lad. Lovely kid I'm sure but he's nowhere near this level and he's had 50+ games. He has to be sold or go on loan.
So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But Everybody's Changing, and I don't feel the same
written specially for him.
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But Everybody's Changing, and I don't feel the same
written specially for him.
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £35m
Harsh on blue badge holders lad. No need to spread his poison to them
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Back four for the rest of the season:
Young O'Brien Branthwaite Mykolenko
No way Moyes goes with 4 young players as a back four.
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