2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[Exeter_Gently]

He does everything in Chapters.

You could go and make a cup of tea by the time his brain has told his feet what to do.

 

[blueblood]

Dont mind Keane myself.

Robbie Keane? Roy? The bland 00’s indie band? Surely not Michael?

 

[JLW]

He does everything in Chapters.

You could go and make a cup of tea by the time his brain has told his feet what to do.

HAhahahahaahaha

 

[MACCA75]

Hate this guy. Actually think he’ll retire in the summer as I just can’t see a club wanting him.

 

[Blue Willy]

Whens Keanes contract up?

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

True, Keane has scored. But Patto has barely been afforded the opportunity to see match time in literally years. On the rare occasion Nathan hits the pitch, I see flashes of something there way more than Michael Keane.

 

[Clarky cat]

I think he does play for the badge to be fair...

Plays like he’s got a blue badge alright

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Stick him in the club shop window modelling next seasons kit. All he's good for.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Whens Keanes contract up?

Judgement day

 

[Charlie Sweet]

True, Keane has scored. But Patto has barely been afforded the opportunity to see match time in literally years. On the rare occasion Nathan hits the pitch, I see flashes of something there way more than Michael Keane.

Behave lad. Lovely kid I'm sure but he's nowhere near this level and he's had 50+ games. He has to be sold or go on loan.

 

[jonnyg]

Been said before but he unsettles the whole team. Back four more concerned about covering for him than their own man.

 

[Rita_Poon]

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But Everybody's Changing, and I don't feel the same

written specially for him.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Plays like he’s got a blue badge alright

Harsh on blue badge holders lad. No need to spread his poison to them

 

[JLW]

I think he has give me the most laughs out any other player ever.

He is that calamitous i find it hilarious

 

[davek]

Don't care who it is as long as its not Keane

Back four for the rest of the season:

Young O'Brien Branthwaite Mykolenko

No way Moyes goes with 4 young players as a back four.