2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[Tree13]

We wait with bated breath to see if Dyche has finally realised that Keane simply mustn't play.

Fingers crossed we see O'Brien starting alongside Tarkowski today.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Captain today I've heard, two fingers up from the manager to the fans.

 

[Tipp blue]

Please not today.. anyone else anyone, play with 10 if we have to just don't start Keane.

 

[hallamblue]

We wait with bated breath to see if Dyche has finally realised that Keane simply mustn't play.

Fingers crossed we see O'Brien starting alongside Tarkowski today.

How long can you keep your fingers crossed for?

 

[Mercedes]

Calamitous again!

I'm sure he is a nice human being, he shouldn't be anywhere near the team.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Looks and acts brainless

 

[BlueStevie35]

7 games, 15 conceded

 

[Bebeto]

We will not win a pl game with this guy...he is just not at the level required for the PL. Doing just OK, but the conceded goal is poor...both him and tark should be able to head that ball away.

 

[Walken]

Completely incapable of going a game without something that just makes you think why

 

[jonnyg]

Consider it a minor miracle that with the rain pouring down like that he didn't do a Michael Keane

 

[ArtetaMoney]

He was all over Tarks for their goal.

 

[18efc78]

We will not win a pl game with this guy...he is just not at the level required for the PL. Doing just OK, but the conceded goal is poor...both him and tark should be able to head that ball away.

Turtle header

 

[maccavennie]

Piss poor for the goal but that's standard.

 

[PeregrineT]

Sometimes its obvious, sometimes you cant quite pinpoint it.....

But yet another goal that happened right where Keane was. At some point you have to do the math and realize just how many we concede when hes on the field. He just doesnt know where he is, doesnt break up play, doesnt clear well, for whatever reason we always end up under more pressure due to his play.

 

[Tree13]

How long can you keep your fingers crossed for?

Longer than it takes Keane to become a footballer.

At least we'll all still be Evertonians long after he's left the club.