2017/18 Michael Keane

[nsno-chris]

The trees in Lord of the Rings move faster than this whippet keeper

Give him a flat cap and pint of lard then send him on his way

 

[COYBL25]

The trees in Lord of the Rings move faster than this whippet keeper

Give him a flat cap and pint of lard then send him on his way

His name is Groot lol

 

[nsno-chris]

His name is Groot lol

Too much of a [Poor language removed], defo baby groot

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

He desperately needs confidence. Rather than going around saying “my name is Groot” he needs to put ona cockney accent and go around saying “my name.... is Michael Keane”

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Again, second fastest player at Burnley.

 

[sageyefc]

Again, second fastest player at Burnley.

Burnley must have the slowest squad in the league

 

[technojoe]

The trees in Lord of the Rings move faster than this whippet keeper

Give him a flat cap and pint of lard then send him on his way

Ents,ffs.

Keane is still a big wet flannel imo. Needs to toughen up fast.

 

[Lanolin]

Again, second fastest player at Burnley.

Again, both uncorroborated and irrelevant.

 

[Raino85]

He's a good player, had a tough time this season, but these sort of season's hopefully can make him a stronger player.
Missing out on the world cup squad could be a good thing for him.
Recruitment wise it is important to get a partner for him in the summer that helps him with parts of his game he may struggle.
But im still fairly positive with the lad

 

[BernieH]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/04/11/keane-blues-playing-with-confidence

Michael Keane believes Everton are playing with “more confidence and freedom” and insists the Toffees are determined to finish the season on a high...

This kind of utter BS is really grating, this nonsense is an utter insult to the fans, do they think we don't watch matches at all. Just keep quiet until the performances match your words you trumpet.

 

[Toffeelover]

Burnley must have the slowest squad in the league

But they are in line to compete in Europe!!!

 

[maccavennie]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/04/11/keane-blues-playing-with-confidence



This kind of utter BS is really grating, this nonsense is an utter insult to the fans, do they think we don't watch matches at all. Just keep quiet until the performances match your words you trumpet.

Yes Michael, I can certainly see how the lads are playing with so much more confidence and freedom in their performance

Pipe down you slug and go and work on your game

 

[Tubey]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/04/11/keane-blues-playing-with-confidence



This kind of utter BS is really grating, this nonsense is an utter insult to the fans, do they think we don't watch matches at all. Just keep quiet until the performances match your words you trumpet.

Oh joy, another mentally weak loser mentality in the squad - "we should have won but oh well, at least we didn't concede a goal eh?"

Crap.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Pure, pure crap the fella. Looks like a rosy-cheeked scared little boy.

 

[sageyefc]

But they are in line to compete in Europe!!!

Yeas now that Keane is no longer there