2024/25 Michael Keane

[terryefc]

Carl Tiler, Ashley Williams, Per Kroldup, Antony Gardner, Mason Holgate, Philip Senderos, Antonin Alcaraz, Ben Godfrey - all garbage for us.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Carl Tiler, Ashley Williams, Per Kroldup, Antony Gardner, Mason Holgate, Philip Senderos, Antonin Alcaraz, Ben Godfrey - all garbage for us.

I thought Ben was really good until the FA brought in that ridiculous rule about continuing play despite a player being offside (except if the defender is Van Disney then they put up the flag immediately because lord forbid, they don't want his knee exploding again) and he got that horrible injury because of something that was easily avoidable.

Was never the same after that.

 

[MACCA75]

Carl Tiler, Ashley Williams, Per Kroldup, Antony Gardner, Mason Holgate, Philip Senderos, Antonin Alcaraz, Ben Godfrey - all garbage for us.

We didn’t concede a single goal with Senderos on the pitch. And Gardner I don’t think kicked a ball?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Earl Barrett
Cuco Martinez
Per Kroldrup
Allesandro Pistone
Tony Thomas
Sean Pennington
Mason Holgate


the list is endless

Why did the list end if it was endless?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Why did the list end if it was endless?

It's also had 4 full backs in it.

For as bad as all those players were you'll never see a team collectively panic as much as when Keane enters the fray.

The whole stadium for that matter.

Opposition managers and players see him warming up and see it as a gift from the gods.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

It's also had 4 full backs in it.

For as bad as all those players were you'll never see a team collectively panic as much as when Keane enters the fray.

The whole stadium for that matter.

Opposition managers and players see him warming up and see it as a gift from the gods.

Look, I wish Keane all the best, seems a nice lad with some demons, just don't want to see him wearing an Everton shirt again.

 

[Aberblue]

I thought Ben was really good until the FA brought in that ridiculous rule about continuing play despite a player being offside (except if the defender is Van Disney then they put up the flag immediately because lord forbid, they don't want his knee exploding again) and he got that horrible injury because of something that was easily avoidable.

Was never the same after that.

That and Covid did for him, unfortunately.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Look, I wish Keane all the best, seems a nice lad with some demons, just don't want to see him wearing an Everton shirt again.

Yep seems like a decent lad no doubt.

 

[NathDogg]

That and Covid did for him, unfortunately.

Forgot about his covid absence, proper did him in that bloody thing.

 

[evertony]

It's also had 4 full backs in it.

For as bad as all those players were you'll never see a team collectively panic as much as when Keane enters the fray.

The whole stadium for that matter.

Opposition managers and players see him warming up and see it as a gift from the gods.

Are full backs no longer considered defenders?
Perhaps you meant ‘the worst centre half’ you’ve ever seen play for Everton. Silly me for misunderstanding.

 

[evertony]

Why did the list end if it was endless?

It simply paused.

 

[evertony]

Mathew Pennington was a make a wish kid who lived the dream, but is 7 games really enough to go on? Keane has played for us almost 200 times!

There's a reason Keane played almost 200 games and Pennington only 7.
I imagine the irony is lost on you.

 

[Papa Shango]

Carl Tiler, Ashley Williams, Per Kroldup, Antony Gardner, Mason Holgate, Philip Senderos, Antonin Alcaraz, Ben Godfrey - all garbage for us.

Carl Tiler was fine.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

There's a reason Keane played almost 200 games and Pennington only 7.
I imagine the irony is lost on you.

Yes, because 200 appearances means they have been something to write home about and not error-ridden The amount of times I've seen him bailed out by Zouma, Mina, etc.

Each to their own, though.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Mathew Pennington was a make a wish kid who lived the dream, but is 7 games really enough to go on? Keane has played for us almost 200 times!

Pennington was okay, just that he PL is above his level, which was fairly obvious. Seems to have made a career down the leagues which is also fine.