2023/24 Michael Keane

[Rita_Poon]

Was solid, very unlucky with the deflection. With his and our luck I'm just amazed he wasn't red carded for a handball and the goal allowed stood.

Thought the ref was a cock, nearly as many face clutches from fulham as the rs. bellends!

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

It's all about body shape though.

It happens more to Keane than anyone because he's regularly positioned at weird angles. Compare it with Branthwaite, who makes plenty of blocks from similar angles because he positions himself correctly.

You are probably right there. I was unsighted fro where I was stood. I do feel sorry for the guy because he appears to be alwats
I the wrong place in the wrong time. On a different note Fulham did to us was we’ve been doing to other teams. We didn’t play terribly but we still are a work in progress. Gutted we aren’t in the semis because we are capable of giving anyone a game.

 

[Street end man]

Own Goals and mistakes are in his DNA though. Too regular to be classed as unlucky

Tonights was unlucky though. A cruel deflection but ammo for the knockers.

 

[pfim]

It's all about body shape though.

It happens more to Keane than anyone because he's regularly positioned at weird angles. Compare it with Branthwaite, who makes plenty of blocks from similar angles because he positions himself correctly.

He is often not square with the crosses. Body often angles towards the goal.

I thought it may have taken a slight deflection off of Patterson before it got to him but not really sure. He could have done better however.

Otherwise he played well and frankly if we only score goals from open play on lucky bounces ourselves, we don’t deserve to win.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Best penalty I've seen in years, takes some bottle to do that after the stick he has been given. Can you imagine if he had rocketed that up into the stands? Mentality is spot on I say - will be important this season when we need him.

He's no Trippier I'll give him that

 

[NathDogg]

I would genuinely play him as a cf, his finishing is quality and fair play for taking the pen as well as he did - showed minerals there.

Bit unlucky for the goal, but positionally he’s just not a very switched on defender, looks awkward and is often has the wrong body shape, and I think this unsettles those around him - he’d be a nightmare to defend alongside imo.

 

[Walken]

Even the things you might well class as unlucky happen to him a lot

 

[Del-boy]

Best pen of the lot.

 

[Hendi]

How many OGs has he actually got in his Everton caeer?

 

[Frenk]

How bloody unlucky can you get. Need to get rid before the stadium move.

 

[MrGrumpy]

How bloody unlucky can you get. Need to get rid before the stadium move.

Think it passed the point of him being *unlucky*

He a decent footballer just not a PL class footballer

 

[kiss the crest]

Can’t believe he has been at the club for over 7 years and what exactly have we done whilst he has been here.
Seen several managers come and go and been a massive part of the decline of this club.

This clown nearly relegated us last season v Leicester and would have done if Dyche didn’t bring Mina back in when he did, the start of this season same story as previous 6 plus years

It’s funny this good run we have been on didn’t involve him

 

[Eggs]

…..you just knew who it’d be who deflected that cross. It can’t be bad luck because it happens so often, it’s more about instinctive rather than controlled movement. His head goes cloudy, he loses control and awareness.

 

[Timbucktoo]

I there`s an own goal to be scored or a penalty to be needlessly conceded, Michael Keane will be there. Took a really good peno though, scored a good goal on Saturday. Think he might be more affective at the other end of the pitch,

 

[Rob17896]

He is often not square with the crosses. Body often angles towards the goal.

I thought it may have taken a slight deflection off of Patterson before it got to him but not really sure. He could have done better however.

Otherwise he played well and frankly if we only score goals from open play on lucky bounces ourselves, we don’t deserve to win.

We were not at our best quite simply. Keane played well again, scored his pen and could not be faulted. Onana took an awful penalty but that will teach him. We are doing well and no need for everyone to spit their dum out because of a poor penalty.