2021/22 Michael Keane

[Micronman]

Best description of him I’ve seen, is an ironing board with arms and legs.

 

[MikeH72]

Hope this fella gets booed to the rafters on Saturday, disgusting sack of shhhyyyyyiiiite

 

[JohnRoss23]

Has Keane been the same since he almost died of a head injury a few years back against Burnley?

 

[MACCA75]

Imagine seeing this fella next to you in the trenches.

 

[ProZ]

This boy is vacant, an empty vessel of a player/man, blank expression across the eyes, looks like his hair has been painted on.

OUT

 

[MACCA75]

Has Keane been the same since he almost died of a head injury a few years back against Burnley?

He did die. It’s like Weekend at Bernies, and Seamus Coleman props him up to pretend he’s a Premier League defender.

 

[TheVelourFog]

i feel for him, but he has the look of a man who is terrified to be playing football

As soon as that goal went in his mind was on the abuse he was going to cop.

Needs a break from the game.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

God, I usually defend him but was all over the shop today, especially the first half.

 

[wainy]

Needs launching off Runcorn bridge this fella

 

[mahermi1]

Norwich were never going to score until you're truly... Has to be dropped, I will be physically sick of he plays next game.

 

[MikeH72]

i feel for him, but he has the look of a man who is terrified to be playing football

As soon as that goal went in his mind was on the abuse he was going to cop.

Needs a break from the game.

In the form of his Everton contract being ripped to shreds? I agree.

 

[Charles Plastusz]

Has Keane been the same since he almost died of a head injury a few years back against Burnley?

Yes, the exact same before and after. TERRIBLE. Should never EVER have got near Everton apart from visiting with clubs like Burnley

 

[Charles Plastusz]

i feel for him, but he has the look of a man who is terrified to be playing football

As soon as that goal went in his mind was on the abuse he was going to cop.

Needs a break from the game.

I’m sure you meant needs a break of the neck

 

[Adscum]

Said it before, far too mentally weak for this level.

 

[TheVelourFog]

I’m sure you meant needs a break of the neck

uncalled for