2021/22 Michael Keane

[Kantareller]

Either

A - he's too afraid to play when times are tough and saw an escape route

Or

B - he's got one brain less than everyone else.

 

[chicoazul]

Also out for a game in which his aerial ability at least would be useful, and one where the team we give £25m to him more can help relegate us.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Increases our chances of beating Burnley by this car crash not being on the pitch.

On a one man mission to relegate us

 

[johnjoeefc]

At least we have hope against Burnley now he's banned

Yeah because one of our tallest players missing against a team good at set pieces is good isn't it

 

[Brennan]

Lampard was trying not to laugh there at the insanity of it all. He must wonder if this is all some big wind up.

 

[hktoffee]

Release him in June. Koff Keane.

 

[mightymoyes]

Yeah because one of our tallest players missing against a team good at set pieces is good isn't it

Any time Keane is missing is good, if you don't realise that after so many years watching the clown you've no hope

 

[Saint Domingo]

Release him in June. Koff Keane.

I’d rather we paid anything just to get him out of his contract. Everton football club will be better off with this coward out of the building

 

[cronullasharks]

Not really anything more to say about this fella is there.

 

[Zezti]

Punt him out of the club on Monday morning. I dont care if he has a contract, he should never set foot near Everton again.

 

[GotTheBlues]

I’d say they’re both at fault but the pass is an unnecessary one and it was poor - Iwobi obviously should’ve done better but whilst Keane knows he’s out of position, you have to get it right.

Red card just about right for his football IQ unfortunately - he’s a very limited defender and clearly is not mentally cut out for the prem, you can physically see him bottle it in any adversity, it’s uncomfortable watching.

 

[hktoffee]

I’d rather we paid anything just to get him out of his contract. Everton football club will be better off with this coward out of the building

Send him back to Burnley.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Usual suspects Keane and Iwobi… £60m+ spent on these pair of tossers

NSNO

 

[Eggs]

Increases our chances of beating Burnley by this car crash not being on the pitch.

On a one man mission to relegate us

….disagree, it probably means Holgate plays CB. Keane is bad but Holgate will be a liability with Burnley’s aerial threat.

Keane let his team mates and the club down dreadfully in that moment. No idea why he has the arm band. Lampard didn’t look best pleased with him.

 

[thorney33]

Professional loser.

Don’t bother turning up on Monday.