2019/20 Michael Keane

[Brownie]

CAN YOU IMAGINE Michael Keane playing under the gaze of 100,000 Barça fans in a period of significant unrest at the club. He would spontaneously combust from the pressure.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

I’m guessing this is one of those wacky twitter lies that has gathered some steam?

No, astonishingly. The first mention of it is from OK Diario, which is a Spanish online newspaper.

Now that’s not to say it’s anything other than guff, but it’s not a twitter lie

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine if he grew his hair like Gareth Bale and had a little top knot on top lol

 

[KaiserEFC]

CAN YOU IMAGINE Michael Keane playing under the gaze of 100,000 Barça fans in a period of significant unrest at the club. He would spontaneously combust from the pressure.

Can you imagine him doing keepy ups during his unveiling that’s being live streamed to millions of people?

 

[Carloblues]

Hahahahaa imagine this big fanny turning out at the nou camp alongside Messi and that

Would burst into tears instantly. Boss rumour though.

 

[COYBL25]

Can you imagine him doing keepy ups during his unveiling that’s being live streamed to millions of people?

With his hair grown long and a hipster beard lol

 

[Ring master]

Keane to Barcelona has to be the most Bizarre rumour of all time lol, wonder who the next player from Koeman's old teams will be linked to Barcelona next

 

[Barnfred 55]

Imagine if he grew his hair like Gareth Bale and had a little top knot on top lol

With a fifty pence piece instead of a bow

 

[PhilEFC]

Koeman getting the team back together?

Cuco must be on his way over as well.

 

[BlueSpartan54]

Keane to Barcelona has to be the most Bizarre rumour of all time lol, wonder who the next player from Koeman's old teams will be linked to Barcelona next

Like to Ancelotti to Everton, a lot of football folk at the time thought like that also.

 

[Librarian]

Come on Roncoe buy us up, all forgiven

 

[Paul Rideout]

Keane to Barcelona has to be the most Bizarre rumour of all time lol, wonder who the next player from Koeman's old teams will be linked to Barcelona next

the Icelandic Ice age I hope

 

[Aberblue]

If Keane goes to Barcelona (other than as a paying spectator) I will eat my hat. I don't mean the soft bobble hat, I mean my specially inedible Top Hat which I own but never wear, for fear of people pointing at me and laughing, saying "Look at that pathetic Jacob Rees Mogg wannabe in the Top Hat".

 

[MACCA75]

Barca famously sit deep and dig in with two banks of four, so will suit Keane down to the ground.

 

[flibbyflob]

Keane to Barcelona has to be the most Bizarre rumour of all time lol, wonder who the next player from Koeman's old teams will be linked to Barcelona next

Can he take Gylfi and a few others of our hands too?