2018/19 Michael Keane

[Buckers]

He just looks too soft and always a little but lost. He needs a leader to play alongside. Having that idiot Pickford behind him really isn't helping.

 

[deipnosophist]

Snail’s recurrent homesickness has become something of an issue...

#biggirlsblouse

 

[Philljacobs]

Never seen a cb get caught under the ball more than this guy. His judging of the ball flight is shocking.

 

[MikeH72]

I see his mate gets away once again scot free.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

I see his mate gets away once again scot free.

Agreed. Kenny was equally crap.

 

[evertony]

Softest centre back I think I’ve ever seen.

Didn’t see Kroldrup’s game for us though to be fair.

Kroldrup had one bad game, Keane on the other hand....

 

[evertony]

BUT HES BEEN WELL BETTER DIS SEASON

he's a fcking crab who needs throwing in the mersey. He wins that header against 3 foot Perez we probably win that game.

Absolutely sick of him me. Never known a centre make as many mistakes as this cruise liner does

lollol

 

[KaiserEFC]

Turns like a medium sized planet, has a head like a Parisian cobbled Street, has the mental resilience of a 1990’s Renault in the monkey enclosure in the zoo and reads the game like Stevie Wonder reads a book.

 

[Bilbo]

Named in the England squad today.

 

[everton fan number one]

Named in the England squad today.

I'm shocked.Due to the derby?

 

[LocalNative]

Never going to be a long-term solution for a team playing in top 6. To think we shed £30m on this buffoon.

 

[Carlito]

John Terry must be spinning in his grave.

 

[COYBL25]

John Terry must be spinning in his grave.

When did he die

 

[ijjysmith]

HOW?!?

 

[APN_EFC]

Like in many of other positions in the team, he hasnt' got credible compeition. I'm really counting on Holgate and Mina being the CB pairing, which again will be totally risky and unproven, but we need another replacement for Keane and Jags, so that there's proper back up!

Suddenly we look so short at the back!