Melody Gardot

[GhostOfDixie]

Smooth Jazz

Melody Gardot

 

[Goat]

Squidward Q. Tentacles is SpongeBob and Patrick's cranky neighbor. His species is ambiguous, as has been called both a squid and an octopus by the series creators. Squidward is bald with green skin, a large nose, and lives in an Easter Island head located between SpongeBob's and Patrick's residences. He works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a job he despises.

SpongeBob and Patrick consider Squidward their friend, but the feeling is not mutual. Squidward's hobby is playing the clarinet, though he is not very good at it. His main rival is Squilliam Fancyson, his former band classmate and the richest squid in Bikini Bottom.

Reminds me a little of you.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Squidward Q. Tentacles is SpongeBob and Patrick's cranky neighbor. His species is ambiguous, as has been called both a squid and an octopus by the series creators. Squidward is bald with green skin, a large nose, and lives in an Easter Island head located between SpongeBob's and Patrick's residences. He works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a job he despises.

SpongeBob and Patrick consider Squidward their friend, but the feeling is not mutual. Squidward's hobby is playing the clarinet, though he is not very good at it. His main rival is Squilliam Fancyson, his former band classmate and the richest squid in Bikini Bottom.

Reminds me a little of you.

Just Say No mate.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Squidward Q. Tentacles is SpongeBob and Patrick's cranky neighbor. His species is ambiguous, as has been called both a squid and an octopus by the series creators. Squidward is bald with green skin, a large nose, and lives in an Easter Island head located between SpongeBob's and Patrick's residences. He works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a job he despises.

SpongeBob and Patrick consider Squidward their friend, but the feeling is not mutual. Squidward's hobby is playing the clarinet, though he is not very good at it. His main rival is Squilliam Fancyson, his former band classmate and the richest squid in Bikini Bottom.

Reminds me a little of you.

That is the greatest post in the history of posts.

Well done Goat

 

[Goat]

Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to SpongeBob SquarePants. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes.

He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward makes jokes to himeself that aren't even funny. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to SpongeBob SquarePants. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes.

He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward makes jokes to himeself that aren't even funny. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial.

If I meet you next season, am I going to have to watch you if you follow me into the gents?

 

[Goat]

Why, do you wanna bum? Im game, but you can be the taker yeah?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Why, do you wanna bum? Im game, but you can be the taker yeah?

As long as you swallow what I give you to swallow. Bonus points for the movie link.

 

[Goat]

Debbie does Dallas?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Debbie does Dallas?

Oh dear, you lose.

Now you should know that sudden brain trauma causes the victim to bite down. Just something to think about.

 

[Goat]

Shawshank Redemption. Which I have only watched this year for the first time, shocked you may be.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Squidward Q. Tentacles is SpongeBob and Patrick's cranky neighbor. His species is ambiguous, as has been called both a squid and an octopus by the series creators. Squidward is bald with green skin, a large nose, and lives in an Easter Island head located between SpongeBob's and Patrick's residences. He works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab, a job he despises.

SpongeBob and Patrick consider Squidward their friend, but the feeling is not mutual. Squidward's hobby is playing the clarinet, though he is not very good at it. His main rival is Squilliam Fancyson, his former band classmate and the richest squid in Bikini Bottom.

Reminds me a little of you.

OH SNAP

 

[McBain]

Squidward.

LULZ from down under.