TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
Haha people though that?Our managerial recruitment 'strategy' is absolutely mad isn't it post Roberto?
Koeman- supposed structured disciplinarian / arsehole
Allardyce - fireman Sam, ace at grinding teams to, um, 8th
Silva - bright young thing. Plays attacking zesty football. Full of innovation. Potential. Not.
Carlo - the proven winner. Would be popular with the fans. Tactical innovator. Would get us playing and winning. Hoof. Rat.
Benitez - oh sweet Jesus. Proven winner (15 years ago). Unpopular with the fans. Hoof. Rat. Fat. Tapas?
Save us.