little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
So ...Bored today . Goes to get haircut ...
Usual Missies are absent - School Shizzzzle ..
New - but nice but Young , Girl , starts talking to me . I know the other Lidettes .
Anyway , she says .. You should have a change ...
I said , Convince Me ...
She says . Side Part . I say ... Used to have one ...
I THINKS .. Mid-Life Crisis Imminent ... I DO NOT DO Pony-Tails ... Thus ....
NOT Beiber-esque , just Good , Old Fashioned Scall'....
Im STILL in 2 minds though ....
Anyway , .. There it is ....
Carry on ....
Checks Barnet ,....
Usual Missies are absent - School Shizzzzle ..
New - but nice but Young , Girl , starts talking to me . I know the other Lidettes .
Anyway , she says .. You should have a change ...
I said , Convince Me ...
She says . Side Part . I say ... Used to have one ...
I THINKS .. Mid-Life Crisis Imminent ... I DO NOT DO Pony-Tails ... Thus ....
NOT Beiber-esque , just Good , Old Fashioned Scall'....
Im STILL in 2 minds though ....
Anyway , .. There it is ....
Carry on ....
Checks Barnet ,....