Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
That peach against Charlton? I remember seeing him score a cracker against Fulham too, in the same game where Beattie chipped the goalkeeper who was on his line. In hindsight Tony Warner probably made them look better than they were, utter gash goalkeeper.
Yeah the Charlton one, I was right behind the Park End goal back then. I've thought about it and cant think of a better individual goal.
Ha yeah I remember that Fulham game, that's what I stupidly expected from Beattie. When he signed I said to my mate that not only had we signed a great goalscorer, we had signed a scorer of great goals. Lovely soundbite, pity he was garbage.
The main thing I remember that Fulham game for though is the Fulham player Simon Elliott. He ran like the tin man and was hilariously awful, the worst player I have ever seen at Goodison.








