So, you smash a jar and have to clean it up because you're wife's not in??? If she's in the house, does she always have to do the cleaning up when you spill something? If so, can she come and live with me, please?![]()
it's mrs goats speciality, cleaning up man spillage, the more men the more spillage and the more she's happy.
salad cream on salad.
mayo on the rest.
the clue is in the name
salad cream on salad.
mayo on the rest.
the clue is in the name
Salad Cream - Tuna butty, Salmon Butty, Salad (as if)
Mayonnaise - Pizza, Chips etc
Brown Sauce - Sausage and Egg, bacon and Egg, and things of this sort.

I only use brown sauce, when visiting England. I know it's part of you culture, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but it's overrated stuff in my opinion.
Probably become the most hated person on GOT now.![]()
once saw lancashire sauce which was made by lea & perrin, it was the same texture/consistency as worcester but smelled exactly like h.p. and was for use in stews etc.
in holland i only remember the sauce we called "loempia bitch sauce" as we used to get it from the bitch who was selling vietnamese loempia's out of a wok outside the bank in beverwijk on market day.
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Mayo is thick, creamy. Salad cream has more taste and is smoother.
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