Mattys Forfeit

blue to the bone

Player Valuation: £80m
Our esteemed forum legend, all round nice guy and wannabe ITK @matty1878 stated before the January window that we would sign at least 3 players in the window and shot down anyone who disagreeed.
Even up to yesterday he was adamant it would happen.
"vault me " was his much used catchphrase.
Now as we know this did not happen and matty feels the need to repent. He told me I could choose this forfeit but I will put it out to the good people of this forum to make the choice.
All suggestions welcome. Matty is a man of his word.
We will have a poll of the top 3.
Thanks all.
 
Leave the chap alone. It’s a forum for opinions, his was wrong, we all do it from time to time ….nah, tar and feather him at the next home game on The BudweiserPlaza.
 
Our esteemed forum legend, all round nice guy and wannabe ITK @matty1878 stated before the January window that we would sign at least 3 players in the window and shot down anyone who disagreeed.
Even up to yesterday he was adamant it would happen.
"vault me " was his much used catchphrase.
Now as we know this did not happen and matty feels the need to repent. He told me I could choose this forfeit but I will put it out to the good people of this forum to make the choice.
All suggestions welcome. Matty is a man of his word.
We will have a poll of the top 3.
Thanks all.

i was let down what can one say

i await my fate…
 
As is standard procedure for false ITKs

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Our esteemed forum legend, all round nice guy and wannabe ITK @matty1878 stated before the January window that we would sign at least 3 players in the window and shot down anyone who disagreeed.
Even up to yesterday he was adamant it would happen.
"vault me " was his much used catchphrase.
Now as we know this did not happen and matty feels the need to repent. He told me I could choose this forfeit but I will put it out to the good people of this forum to make the choice.
All suggestions welcome. Matty is a man of his word.
We will have a poll of the top 3.
Thanks all.
He has to go into the Oak Tree in Huyton and offer a straightener to anyone who stops him taking Union Jacks down from the lamppost outside.
 

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