MATCH THREAD: Stoke City vs Everton - Sat 29th July - KO 3pm BST

[Armaghtoffee]

Crap stream, crap team and mcneil injured. Welcome to the new season, same as the old season

Perfect stream on the official site

 

[Goodisongang]

Don't know what's worse, this squad or the two bellends in commentary.

 

[Victus]

Just turned it back on to inflict more pain on myself.

Lasted 2 minutes.

There won’t be 3 worse sides than Everton this season, absolutely no chance.

It's not an airport mate you dont need to keep announcing your departures.

 

[GoldenToffee]

20th this season by some distance. Relegated by March.

 

[matty1878]

We do need a midfielder who can create, we haven’t had one since James and Sigurdsson. Likes of Doucoure and Onana just don’t have it in them

yearh they have engines but we need a threat mate. have for ages why aren’t they seeing what we are?

 

[Tony’s Carp]

We are actually clinging on for a 0-0 in a friendly. Grinding a point.

 

[Thomasc]

It's not an airport mate you dont need to keep announcing your departures.

Thanks for the advice.

Top draw bantz.

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s ok because Stoke are playing next week so they’re fitter than us

 

[matty1878]

20th this season by some distance. Relegated by March.

na we have to fight for 15th give me it now

 

[ForeverEverton]

82 minutes gone

No shots on target

We are playing SToke as if they are Man City or Real Madrid.... Pathetic!

 

[mikel_88]

anyone else expecting the club to put some news out to the media not to worrry as dcl will be fit soon and solve all the problems we have

 

[toffeemeister77]

How many goals have we scored in pre season? You would think after 34 goals last season the lowest in Everton hsitory we might be working on it!

 

[matty1878]

Thanks for the advice.

Top draw bantz.

 

[matty1878]

anyone else expecting the club to put some news out to the media not to worrry as dcl will be fit soon and solve all the problems we have

yep

 

[ToffeeTim]

Massive massive problems with this squad