If Jose is a long shot...
… Then possibly the best club manager in the world, who's never shown any desire to leave Italy, is at the peak of his powers and doesn't speak English? Nailed on.
You can hope and pray Jose takes pity on us and 'fancies Everton', or you can offer the money to a manager who has the pedigree in Italy and turn Everton into the powerhouse we deserve.
Milan, Juventus. The biggest clubs in Italy and we're arsing about looking at Eddie Howe and rubbing prayer beads hoping Jose gets bored enough to manage us.
THIS man will bring us to greatness.
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STATS
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Looks like he lives by the motto that you can't come down if you keep staying high. He looks perma-battered.His smile looks like someone doing their best to not look like they’ve been on the lemo all day.
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With Lord Lucan in hot pursuit!Plus he'll bring Ronaldo and Ramsey with him, riding down County Rd on Shergar
That would soon be gone after being evertonedHis smile looks like someone doing their best to not look like they’ve been on the lemo all day.
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Get your door bell fixed before you miss out.More chance of Sienna Miller showing up on my doorstep gift wrapped
As if evidence were needed, you only have to look at who's managing the number 1 ranked national team at the moment. The bloke must be a bloomin' footballing genius.
He’s crap at club level.
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