Marcus Hahnemann to become the next James Hetfield?

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Well, what he did was sit on his ass with a knee injury after we had bought him (and he had played his world cup) and decided he didn't fancy the Prem, so he feigned off for so long we eventually gave him a £1 million golden handshake to get him off the books.
Within 24 hours he had signed for a club in his native Croatia and he played the following season.

Him and Nyarko - the two worst parasites to ever leech the lifeblood out of our club.

Much clear.

What did Nyarko do?
 

Much clear.

What did Nyarko do?

Nyarks was signed as the new Paddy Vieira. We coughed up £6mill to Lens (I think) for a big strapping athlete that liked a game.
He didn't bother, he swanned about without getting involved to the extent a fan got on the pitch at Arsenal and tried to swap shirts so he (the fan) could play instead and do a better job.
Nyarks was upset by this and walked out of the club. 18 months later he came back - didn't get a game and walked out again to become a minister in some faith.
Between the two (discounting wages) they cost the club when we didn't have two shillings over £10 million. I have to stop myself here before I confess what I pray very hard every night to happen to these two cancers on our club.

Dark dark days, bad agents, blind managers. One of the worst chapters in Everton history.
 
James hetfield - legend
Duncan ferguson - legend
Neville southall- legend

You can see what esteem I hold James hetfield in here. Seen em live, 'tallica are one of the best bands ever. I would never replace z-cars, but if we had to I'd pick metallica's ecstasy of gold stage tape. If metallica were a football team they'd be EVERTON
 
heavy metal is an embarrassment of a music genre, middle aged men wearing capes and make-up to mask their deep-lying insecurities about never touching a female. Sorry if this offends anyone but it's 100% fact.

The only embarassment is your attitude. Considering your rant earlier about the Queen, I hope you run in to her one of these days and she looks down her nose at you. After all, you're the working class...nothing but a layabout, no class lout. Right lad?

Sorry if that offended you but it's 100% fact...
 

Who the **** wears capes? Brian may in the 'its a kind of magic' video thats about it. Insecurities about never touching a female, have you seen some of the wives of heavy metal musicians? Just another prick who doesn't like metal, we get it. But don't bring you're holier than thou attitude about music on here. There's alot pople on this forum that will pretty much destroy anythin you say about music because they know their tunes. You' ve been brought up on top 40 radio and ripped goths, punks, metal heads just cos your mates did. So i reckon you're insecure for hiding behind bull **** comments about other peoples choice of music without any back up.
 
heavy metal is an embarrassment of a music genre, middle aged men wearing capes and make-up to mask their deep-lying insecurities about never touching a female. Sorry if this offends anyone but it's 100% fact.

ha ha ha love the capes bit! And why they always have to write about mideveal times like they were so boss? You carry a laptop around and wear a hairpiece, you utter cretin, write about the 3:15 bus being late again.
 
Who the **** wears capes? Brian may in the 'its a kind of magic' video thats about it. Insecurities about never touching a female, have you seen some of the wives of heavy metal musicians? Just another prick who doesn't like metal, we get it. But don't bring you're holier than thou attitude about music on here. There's alot pople on this forum that will pretty much destroy anythin you say about music because they know their tunes. You' ve been brought up on top 40 radio and ripped goths, punks, metal heads just cos your mates did. So i reckon you're insecure for hiding behind bull **** comments about other peoples choice of music without any back up.


Wow, that was anger. I bet you own a cape...
 
ha ha ha love the capes bit! And why they always have to write about mideveal times like they were so boss? You carry a laptop around and wear a hairpiece, you utter cretin, write about the 3:15 bus being late again.

Examples, if you can?

Bar the gore/deathcore metal nobody sings so much about the medieval times, bar the gothic metal people. Guess why?

Brian May once wore a cape, but I wouldn't go as far as calling Queen a heavy metal band, bar "Stone Cold Crazy".

I greet you with this song, for obvious reasons.
[video=youtube;RYYfNXZjYgI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYfNXZjYgI&feature=related[/video]
By the way, do you see these guys (R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner) dressed with capes and make up? Or singing about the medieval times?
You see, this is your average Joe right there, who is a good musician and makes songs with a (sometimes) subtle meaning, almost every single one of them about humanity and its problems.

Also, I bet any rock, heavy metal and any kind of metal musician out there has touched more females than you possibly can imagine.
 

Everywhere you go people are dissing heavy metal.

Heavy Metal is the only genre that exists because of the fans.

Heavy Metal has been ----ed over by the record companies - foisting Chemical Romance, Seconds to Mars, Linkin Biscuit, Twit 47 upon us AS Heavy Metal. You suckers!

Heavy Metal is the only true music of rebellion. Everything else is catering to 'the man'.

RAP? Corporate BS. YOU are told it is COOL to like it. WHY? Because there is something about it that nullifies you.

Dance music? At last the stupid and tone deaf have something they can call their own.

R&B? A disgrace to the great black artists of the past. 100% soul-free bilge.

Everywhere you look the media promote the above genres to saturation point. WHY? See previous answer.

Oh, my ignorant Metal Hating 'friend' - if Everton are Metallica, then Sunderland are Jedward.

All the above is 100% FACT! LOL!

Have a nice day!
:)
 
If I could get away with wearing a Cape, I would

Sorry if that offends anyone, but that's 109% fact
 

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