Marcus Hahnemann to become the next James Hetfield?

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Yiikes, perhaps he not getting enough playing time?

Marcus Hahnemann to collaborate with heavy metal band

Goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann enjoys a Five Finger Death Punch session before every game. Unfortunately, it's not a disgusting and painful euphemism, but rather the name of a heavy metal band he never fails to blast during pre-match preparation.

Everton's number one back-up American goalkeeper is a huge metal fan, and makes no secret for his passion for the Slipknot, Mastadon and Machine Head — in fact, he once admitted that he would rather have his hand broken with a mallet than pump hip-hop through his headphones.

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Fans of keepers with intimidating facial hair and obscure loud music will be delighted to hear that the USMNT star is joining forces with British metallers Malefice in a studio session this week. Blabbermouth.net reports:

Hahnemann is a well-known heavy metal fan but this will be the first time he has ever taken his passion for metal into a recording studio.

Hahnemann said: "Getting ready for the game always includes some heavy rock to get me going. But I can't stop thinking about when I am coming back down here in a few weeks to record with MALEFICE! So hopefully my love of music and their love of football with translate to a really cool track!"

The track will be made available online in February. If you can't wait that long, here's another example of when a love of music and football translated to a really cool track.


OK, you may need the earplugs for this one, don't say I didn't warn ya!
[video=youtube;_DYMqCNKAa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DYMqCNKAa0[/video]
 

No f*cking way, I can't believe someone linked a Malefice track on here.

Their bass player is an old work buddy of mine, I've been to see them loads - they're awesome :D

MAL-E-FICE!

MAL-E-FICE!
 
heavy metal is an embarrassment of a music genre, middle aged men wearing capes and make-up to mask their deep-lying insecurities about never touching a female. Sorry if this offends anyone but it's 100% fact.
 

SAFC lad said:
heavy metal is an embarrassment of a music genre, middle aged men wearing capes and make-up to mask their deep-lying insecurities about never touching a female. Sorry if this offends anyone but it's 100% fact.
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You're male, act like it. You might not like the genre but to stay stuff like the above is an embarressment to your penis. Go bop to some Lil Wayne ffs.
 
SAFC lad said:
heavy metal is an embarrassment of a music genre, middle aged men wearing capes and make-up to mask their deep-lying insecurities about never touching a female. Sorry if this offends anyone but it's 100% fact.
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Hahahahaha, funny and true. 'Wearing capes'. Brilliant post. Rep to come.
 

O god, more. I get why people dont like metal. Fair enough if it's not your thing it's not your thing. But to mouth of about it as if your some 14 year old chav wanting to beat up the 'greebo's' is hella annoying. And besides, it's one of the widest genres out there. What about Maiden ffs? MAIDEN? nothing like the above, proper singing etc etc. I like all music, ALL music. Everyone on here knows I like my rock and pop punk and the occasional bit of metal aswell as being a massive massive fan of progressive trance. I like mainstream stuff aswell, but anyone who sits there listening to Lil Wayne or Lloyd or whatever prick fresh on the scene to further soil the great name of hip hop, and think it's got more credibility than a decent rock band needs there penis examined for signs of a vagina.
 
Slaven Bilic was in a rock band that was crap too. But he was a substandard human being. So Marcus gets the benefit of the doubt.
 
Plus he can't become the next Hetfield. He plays a whole different kind of music ffs.

So what exactly did Bilic do that was so outrageously bad that he's so hated (at least tonight) around here?
 
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Plus he can't become the next Hetfield. He plays a whole different kind of music ffs.

So what exactly did Bilic do that was so outrageously bad that he's so hated (at least tonight) around here?
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Well, what he did was sit on his ass with a knee injury after we had bought him (and he had played his world cup) and decided he didn't fancy the Prem, so he feigned off for so long we eventually gave him a £1 million golden handshake to get him off the books.
Within 24 hours he had signed for a club in his native Croatia and he played the following season.

Him and Nyarko - the two worst parasites to ever leech the lifeblood out of our club.
 

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