2019/20 Marcel Brands

[orly]

It's like a rectal examination, but where you discuss the possibility of a rectal examination and symptoms.

Which in no way is allegorical to a job at Everton currently.

In deep poo very quickly with no light at the end of the tunnel?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I actually don't know much about the guy other than he's highly rated as a DoF.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Looks like big changes are coming hopefully before the season ends to let people settle into their new roles instead of wasting the whole summer

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

In deep poo very quickly with no light at the end of the tunnel?

No comment.

 

[GwladysBlue]

He isn’t Steve Walsh, he’ll do.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Looks a bit like Harrison Ford, it’s a yes from me

He actually looks like a hybrid of Harrison Ford and Aaron Eckhart. So it's a yes from me too.

 

[Eggs]

..I haven’t got a clue about who should come in but I definitely know who should go out.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Even me nan would do a better job than Walsh an she’s bin dead 15 years lol

 

[Ivo]

He actually looks like a hybrid of Harrison Ford and Aaron Eckhart. So it's a yes from me too.

And the old United keeper, van der sar

 

[orly]

Even me nan would do a better job than Walsh an she’s bin dead 15 years lol

Sorry to hear that mate

 

[COYBL25]

The writing is on the wall for the trio of failure by the looks of it :

Elstone > briefing that he`s leaving.
Walsh > briefing / info that he`s getting replaced / the heave ho.
Allardyce > briefing that his job is on the line, unless things change / the heave ho.

The clear out is on it`s way.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Even me nan would do a better job than Walsh an she’s bin dead 15 years lol

You didn’t put her in a shake and drink her did you mate?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Hopefully bring in some new players, so we can play a different Brands of football.

 

[ijjysmith]

If we’re using the same thread again then I’m doing the same joke.

I WONDER WHAT BRANDS OF FOOTBALL WE WILL PLAY

 

[polish]

He's a proper football man at least (over 3 hundred games played in Eredivisie), not like this fraud we have in charge who couldn't even kick the ball straight.