Match Thread Manchester City v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

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I've decided on a long dog walk between the hours of 3 and 5 this afternoon, without my phone !!. My Mental Health and sanity is more important to me than watching that shower of Shyte !!!
 
It really doesn’t matter who is on the field. I’d go with Lampard in the midfield, maybe Onana in goal since he is tall, big Dunc up top, with Purple Aki on the right, Carol from ticketing as defensive mid, the black cat on left, a few ball boys as center backs, and an ironing board, a step ladder, and a tin pail. Maybe that zip-tie kid as coach. Or something.
 
I've decided on a long dog walk between the hours of 3 and 5 this afternoon, without my phone !!. My Mental Health and sanity is more important to me than watching that shower of Shyte !!!
That's easy for you, but it's a 2.00am kick off here, and anyway, our dog died four years ago.

Actually, Everton usually plays better against strong opposition, and Brentford, Crystal Palace and Tottenham, I think, have won
there recently. so you never know.

My heart sinks when we lost to opposition as bad as us, like Wolves, but it'll easier to bear if we lose this one,
 
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