Match Thread Manchester City v Everton (Mon 21 Aug 2017, 20:00)

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

I think we'll get gaped tbh. Prepared for it though.

 

[Blues Harp]

Jesus .......

...does not exist.....

 

[jtl60]

I'd be ecstatic if we came out with a draw

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Easy win

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Mentally prepared for defeat. Never softens the blow though.

 

[Seathestars]

Com'on you blues

 

[AsiaAsia82]

I think he will go with Klassen, Rooney and Sandro as Koeman is looking for quick balls from Rooney and Klassen to get Sandro moving, we have very little forward threat otherwise.
Gylfi on later to add something different.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

...does not exist.....

I think you find he'll be playing for City tonight

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Would you rather me lie and say I think we will do well ? I'm being honest, they are probably the best team in the league and play relentless attacking football at home. I'd guess we will have about 25-30% possession. I'm not going to fake optimism just so some blues on the internet can go "good lad".

Good lad!

 

[bluekangaroo]

I think we'll get gaped tbh. Prepared for it though.

Gaped lol

I'm ready to laugh my head off when Jagielka is announced alongside Williams in defence

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Gaped lol

I'm ready to laugh my head off when Jagielka is announced alongside Williams in defence

Back 3 I reckon

 

[Groucho]

Cuco Martina hat trick

 

[bluekangaroo]

Back 3 I reckon

Please lord no

We can only ever play one of Williams and Jagielka at any one time. Might as well give City a one nil lead if we play those two cart horses together!

 

[Camboselecta]

2-nil us. Pickford shows his worth and makes a ton of saves. Gana bosses the mid. Rooney sets up Sandro and Gylfi comes on at 80mins and scores a 35 yard freekick! Stones cries and Keane laughs.

 

[nsno-chris]

We'll smash these manc mutants.

39-1 to the blue boys; Rooney with every one of them