Managers and their aroma

[heatmeiser]

I often begin the debate in the pub regarding what each manager smells of.

There are the obvious;

SAF - whisky and chewing gum

Big fat Sam - Hai Karate

FSW - gambas pil pil and/or old turds

And the less obvious.

Wenger probably smells of new born kittens.

I always thought BIG RON would smell vaguely medicinal. Does racism have a smell?

Anyways. I'll think of more.

 

[monty]

Owen Coyle, leather after packing his bags

Gary Megson, eggs for obvious reasons

Steve Bruce, stinks of fish but I don't know why

Martin O'Neil, Johnsons baby oil

Tony Pulis, Iron Bru

Mick McCarthey, diarrhea

FSW, mojo sauce

David Moyes, sugar and spice and all things nice

SAF, decay

 

[heatmeiser]

Avram Grant - Thai food.

 

[monty]

Harry Redknapp........corruption

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Roberto Martinez - Cheap Spanish Wine & Paella

 

[monty]

Wenger sick as so many of his players have tantrums

 

[Whitebootman]

Harry Redknapp........corruption

Beat me to it, I was going to say used tenners and brown paper bags.

 

[monty]

Beat me to it, I was going to say used tenners and brown paper bags.

Glad you where outside in the cold WBM

Zola,,,,,,,despair and bubbles

 

[McBain]

Some people just look like they smell.

When I think of Mont, I just think Mothballs and treated pine for some reason.

 

[monty]

Some people just look like they smell.

When I think of Mont, I just think Mothballs and treated pine for some reason.

You could be right but when I think of you Macca its like a park bog on a hot summers day that hasn't been cleaned in weeks

 

[McBain]

You could be right but when I think of you Macca its like a park bog on a hot summers day that hasn't been cleaned in weeks

Mate, theres a denomination of subtle witty-ness, and you just hit it with a 4 by 2.

What are you doing up so early anyway, don't you have a paper to find under all that snow?

 

[monty]

Mate, theres a denomination of subtle witty-ness, and you just hit it with a 4 by 2.

What are you doing up so early anyway, don't you have a paper to find under all that snow?

Bugger me, Macca waving the white flag

 

[heatmeiser]

Tony Pulis - That old football sock you used to keep under your bed when you were 14.

 

[ToffeeDan]

One PL manager smells of baby oil (or perhaps other, less pleasant things)... but we're not allowed to name him!

Some old timers:

All Newcastle Managers: Brut (trying but failing to recreate the aura of Keegan)

Leeds - Saspaparilla - from a bygone age..

Christian Gross - a sweaty London Underground smell

Brian Clough / George Graham - used tenners

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

I don't go around sniffing managers or any interesting odors, I guess Moyes has a reek of irn-bru, shortbread and sean Connery.