Match Thread Man Utd V Everton. Sun 3 Aug - 22:00 BST

[blue to the bone]

Well in IIlly don't take that from the rat

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Hope they bring that Heaven lad on just for the pun-factor.

I knew it!!!! “Last touch from Heaven”

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Hojlund will score here now. Nailed on.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Golden chance for Ndiaye to absolutely leather King Rat here by the way.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Good on Ndiaye...they've been after him all game.

 

[johnjoeefc]

Seen all kinds of goals before but not many like that

 

[GT77]

Absolutely snide from Bruno in a friendly

 

[Username.]

Why is moyes acting like a brat bring this lad on who looks like a pub player.

 

[Nymzee]

Why’s Mason Mount trying to join in there? Ndiaye will mess you right up you little tart

 

[sdk]

Nice one Blues! Let the other team do the work.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Gotta feel bad for Barry here. Comes on and we switch to this daft formation, leaving him completely isolated.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Very Evertonesque own goal from United.

 

[raiseyoureyebrow4thewin!]

bruno trying to injure ndiaye somebody take him out

 

[blueconverse]

The mcneil spin had them in knots

 

[Davideeyore]

Is this Heaven? Hw said