Match Thread Man United 4-0 Everton - Sunday 1st December - 13.30

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

3-0 they’ve done us lightly over the last few years by 2 so just as we’ve gone worse I think 3-0 in his first game is about right.

 

[Gilbert..]

Dyche will go there and sh!t himself, make them look world class. Then after talk about the new united manager bounce...
Can we just skip to monday.

 

[MACCA75]

You could write the story now.

United destroy us. The Mancs claim Amorim to be the second coming of Christ and how they're 'back'. He'll then go on to lose the rest of his games until the end of the year, culminating in his sacking with one Premier League win on his record.

Can see this happening.
Russell Martin and Nathan Jones Premier league record with Southampton:

Martin
Played 12
Won 1. (v us)

Jones
Played 8
Won 1 (v us)

 

[Runub]

Both sides have found it difficult to put the ball in the net this season. Could be a 0-0 Dyche’s favourite result

 

[matty1878]

Both sides have found it difficult to put the ball in the net this season. Could be a 0-0 Dyche’s favourite result

we aren’t getting jot

 

[AndyRJ]

December just looks miserable
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Probably best to avoid football entirely for the month if you want a happy christmas

The only solace you can take from that run is that Dyche is unlikely to still be our manager come the end of it. As long as the takeover has gone through by then anyway!

 

[Toffeepot]

Read a comment today on toffeetv: 'on the bright side, Amorim will never have seen this kind of football'

 

[GoldenToffee]

We're getting a good hiding here. Almost certainly goals for both Fernandes and Rashford. Probably give a penalty away too, and a red card wouldn't surprise me. Sad thing is even a battering here wouldn't lead to his sacking.

A loss by at least three goals imo - United's recent form has absolutely no bearing on the game as they haven't played a team as severely limited as Everton in a long time.

 

[NeilMorepies]

I.HAVE.THE.FEAR!

 

[Kendal]

Why? Their manager has no premier league experience. I wonder if he took advantage to see Carlo and how a proper team set up!!

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

December just looks miserable
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Probably best to avoid football entirely for the month if you want a happy christmas

Man U are dreadful the new Moshiri's Everton, they are where we were eight years ago.

Wolves are unbelievably below us that's how useless they are.

Slots lot, a bunch of broken plastic tokens who's wins are fake and not on the money and will end up with nothing.

Arsenal had the ref in their pocket last time we played at the Emirates.

Chelsea struggled to beat Leicester who have just sacked their manager.

City lost five in a row aren't replacing Rhodri before next year.

 

[brieverton]

Win 3%
Draw 20%
Loss 77%

 

[Eggs]

…..not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this but I once scored a screamer in the Stretford End

 

[hallamblue]

…..not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this but I once scored a screamer in the Stretford End

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Well nobody in blue will be doing that on Sunday. The usual 2-0 loss with no shots on target from us and Dyche going on about how we limited their chances and have still only lost 2 in 8 or whatever it is.

 

[edge]

0 - 1 sneaky late goal .
Then we will get the Normal.
Thousands of mostly non mancs singing feed the scousers it Xmas time at the end.
Has a few years I didn't mind them to much but can't stand there fans these days.