Malaga CF vs Everton FC- Saturday 11/08/12 - KO: 20:00

[best little spaniard]

How fecking dirty are these?

It's a friendly ffs.

Spanish mate...

 

[Ring master]

ht 0-0

 

[electricblue]

Looks sweltering there, must be knackering the players.

 

[toffeejack]

Lads, Distin isn't starting, because he's a stripper at this bird on my FB's hen do.

Distin's six pack doesn't look like that.
neg rep for cena, he's a PHONY

 

[andym78]

Liking the goalie shirt.

I like it too, much better than the green one.

It's sort of cheese coloured

 

[Goat]

Alright lads, aint watched the first half, Neville bossing the game, yeah?

 

[Great Dane]

please get neville off, we have seen enough pointing and useless passing from him tonight

 

[kenada_blue]

Alright lads, aint watched the first half, Neville bossing the game, yeah?

Course he has. It's still 0.0. Means a good day at the office

 

[Cena]

Alright lads, aint watched the first half, Neville bossing the game, yeah?

Yes mate, £1.7m net lad

 

[andym78]

Yes mate, £1.7m net lad

That's some expensive nets. No wonder Malaga are in financial trouble

 

[Roztitute]

Alright lads, aint watched the first half, Neville bossing the game, yeah?

*throws up

 

[Great Dane]

did anyone hear/see if we made anys subs?

 

[andy4efc]

Friendly or not, this is a shambolic 2nd half so far, cant keep the ball longer than 1 pass, hoofed out of play at least 3 times now needlessly.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

10 tweets in 45minutes from the official twitter account of Everton, says it all.

 

[andy4efc]

did anyone hear/see if we made anys subs?

Just Distin on for Heitinga mate.