Lukaku - A Fond Farewell

[PickeringBlue]

I've watched a lot of him this year and to be honest the biggest disappointment I have is that he isn't lazy anymore, at all and has tonnes of energy. While he did we for us, it seems to me that he was only ever giving 90%.

 

[Seanjd]

I've watched a lot of him this year and to be honest the biggest disappointment I have is that he isn't lazy anymore, at all and has tonnes of energy. While he did we for us, it seems to me that he was only ever giving 90%.

Or maybe it turns out he just wasn't lazy for us?

 

[bluestevon]

Its mad how the madding crowd cajole players out of the club because they don't kiss the badge to feel the brittle ego of some of these fans.

Give me a cold hearted boss slotter who like Lukaku every week over a Besic.

Lukaku was the best Everton striker we've had for nearly 30 years. If you found yourself thinking or saying* that we wouldn't miss him, or calling him lazy, or going overboard on his supposed poor first touch then I hope you've got some time to consider how wrong you were, and commit to keeping your idiotic footballing perception to yourself in future, lest you further embarrass the football club you support.


* I still haven't decided if I'm gonna vault all these but that depends on how much genuine remorse I see from this point on

His first touch is gash, stats show he's a lazy arsed fecker mate. Boss slotter yeah, but a absolute nob as a person as his comments and actions have shown.

Any one who kisses the badge of multiple clubs is a bellend , funny if he does it against Chelsea like.

Hope someone snaps him in half this weekend tbh

Vault away mein friendel

 

[chicoazul]

His first touch is gash, stats show he's a lazy arsed fecker mate. Boss slotter yeah, but a absolute nob as a person as his comments and actions have shown.

Any one who kisses the badge of multiple clubs is a bellend , funny if he does it against Chelsea like.

Hope someone snaps him in half this weekend tbh

Vault away mein friendel

You deserve Sandro and Straquilarsi you hideous Villa creature.

 

[Seanjd]

His first touch is gash, stats show he's a lazy arsed fecker mate. Boss slotter yeah, but a absolute nob as a person as his comments and actions have shown.

Any one who kisses the badge of multiple clubs is a bellend , funny if he does it against Chelsea like.

Hope someone snaps him in half this weekend tbh

Vault away mein friendel

His stats, 50 odd goals in 110 games, don't show that he's lazy. Shows the reality mate - he was either getting into the right positions or quite often makin his own goals scoring chances from nothing in a naff team.

 

[DanEFC92]

Lukaku slander makes my pish boil.

 

[blue61]

If I was a lube salesman, I'd make a small fortune pedalling my wares outside the away end on Sunday.

 

[Toast]

Ashley Williams will have him in his pocket.

Nothing to worry about here lids.

 

[chicoazul]

Lukaku slander makes my pish boil.

These pitiful little pissmonkeys can't admit they simply don't understand football.

I'm devastated they escaped the net of Newcastle and Villa fanbases and ended up with us.

 

[roydo]

If I was a lube salesman, I'd make a small fortune pedalling my wares outside the away end on Sunday.

lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I've watched a lot of him this year and to be honest the biggest disappointment I have is that he isn't lazy anymore, at all and has tonnes of energy. While he did we for us, it seems to me that he was only ever giving 90%.

Think the biggest problem he had when he was with us mate was that he was always isolated up front, so that played a part in him looking a tad lazy.

 

[belgiantoffee]

If I was a lube salesman, I'd make a small fortune pedalling my wares outside the away end on Sunday.

To prepare them to get f***ed? Or to hump theirselves to death so they don't see the game?

 

[Nymzee]

Wonder if we slipped a sell-on fee onto his transfer.

 

[4737carlin]

Nah.
He won't be getting boos mate.
He doesn't deserve them.
Rom was straight with us all along.
Unlike that Rat Barkley.

Agree on this, boo Ross, just forget about Rom, he wont care anyway he is that arrogant, unlike Barkley who will hide if he shows his face against us

 

[royvernon39]

I reckon we never got the best out of Rom. How many times did managers leave him abandoned upfront on his jack miles away from a blue shirt?

And then we gave him a winger like Miralles who can't centre and a no.10 like Barkley who rarely got close to him and never developed a playing relationship.