Confirmed Signing Lucas Digne

[Nymzee]

We can’t preach NSNO as a fan base when we have people that can’t even spell their own name right.

Lookin’ at you Harvey.

 

[Nyhus]

Wears manpris. Is it too late to call off the deal?

Oooff, we should reconcider.

 

[neil999]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...rives-Spanish-airport-ahead-Everton-move.html

hah, look at him there checking GOT

'so this is the fan site?'

'they are all absolute lunatics! this @Joey66 for example, is he from another planet?? sacre bleu'

 

[chrismpw]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...rives-Spanish-airport-ahead-Everton-move.html

Those pictures tell the story. His wag asking where is Everton, then the who of them looking at google maps, then shock all around as they (well she) realise its not in Knightsbridge.

Deal's off boys. Lucas Dignoff.

 

[Goat]

That moment it dawns on you that your joining Everton.

 

[Frenchguy]

Welcome Lucas, i'm not your biggest fan but let's hope you'll do good-here-son lol

 

[ProZ]

Hang on girl me agent is belling me

What do you mean lad Everton is the only offer and I will play next to cart horse Keane

10 minutes later

 

[zzr45]

His missus isn’t a worldie, swerve.

 

[ProZ]

Welcome Lucas, i'm not your biggest fan but let's hope you'll do good-here-son lol

Who in the hell are you, tell me your story.

 

[Petit]

Was he just arriving in Barcelona or was he leaving for Merseyside?

I always assume players are sad when about to join us (except the cr-p ones like Williams). To me he look a bit too happy to be going for a medical at FF.

 

[Kantareller]

His missus isn’t a worldie, swerve.

Apart from Schneids, none at our club has really so he'll fit right in.

 

[evertonarntwe]

he wears 3/4 pants, propa wool behaviour SWERVE

 

[DanB90]

He has a good head of hair.
Bit of a shift in approach to last years incomings it seems.

 

[tsubaki]

he wears 3/4 pants, propa wool behaviour SWERVE

france is an all-wool nation

 

[BornBlue76]

Its madness.

Probably the same people who didn’t want Walcott!