Confirmed Signing Lucas Digne

[BlueToff]

I know it was initially said in jest, but we aren't delaying the announcement because someone in the media department doesn't work nights...

 

[KaiserEFC]

Who cares about the announcement. The important thing now is that we are working on bringing in some centre halves now this is all done.

 

[Sinski]

I know it was initially said in jest, but we aren't delaying the announcement because someone in the media department doesn't work nights...

Takes them all night to make a reveal video though.

 

[TheNinja]

Why are people having a winge because the media team obviously didn't have time last night to get stuff done? I presume the same people would be crying if it was announced at 11pm last night and they missed it?

Seriously, if this makes a difference to your life, you need to get yourself some fresh air and take a break from your screens...

 

[PITA]

It's the nature of an Everton fan. Impatient and pessimistic. Like a spotty teenager waiting for that pixelated boob to load on dialup.

Remember that well.

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Remember that well.

That's what ascii 'art' was for.

 

[coollino]

Asked for time to sleep on it apparently. Worrying.

 

[The binman chronicles]

The really good news as I see it here is the fact Barcelona seem happy to do business with us.* If we keep buying their players at some point just from a law of averages point of view we will get a boss one eventually.

It can't hinder having such a relationship with a massive club.

*for some reason they weren't happy accepting the equivalent value in Blood Brothers tickets in lieu of euros when we used to try.

 

[coollino]

Oh come on mate, surely the Everton press folk have the same dedicated sense of vocation as our fine medical and allied health professionals? The prospect of announcing the signing of a millionaire athlete to a mardy audience surely equals saving a child's life????

Disappointed in them.

So much for Everton staff living by NSNO!!!

 

[ijjysmith]

Asked for time to sleep on it apparently. Worrying.

OUT OF ORDER THIS

He should be kept awake until he signs.

Bloody French

 

[coollino]

OUT OF ORDER THIS

He should be kept awake until he signs.

Bloody French

 

[Blue Juice]

Heard the lad has been left on a treadmill overnight as part of the medical

 

[AsiaAsia82]

We let him book his own flights to get from Barca, he’s booked 12 connecting flights hoping to get a better offer in the mean time...

 

[Kal El]

 

[Nymzee]

Lads have woken up.