Confirmed Signing Lucas Digne

[Lelouch]

It officialish

Might as well cover all bases.

 

[ADT]

 

[ToffeeTim]

It hurts me that people still think they are an actual media source.

Dont even get me started on that Myers mutant.

I'm not sure there is anything more cringeworthy on the internet than people who make up garbage chants about one of our players and then tag in Myers for his opinion.

 

[mr kearns]

devils fan here

+1

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Virgins

 

[mike91efc]

Has he managed to leave Newton Le Willows yet?? Some yokel may have tied up in their ma’s spare room

Na hes defo left Newton mate. I live there. Pity i was working when he was doing his medical. Pall Mall newton le willows is only round the corner from me.

 

[nsno-chris]

Na hes defo left Newton mate. I live there. Pity i was working when he was doing his medical. Pall Mall newton le willows is only round the corner from me.

Feel for you fam

 

[everton1953]

I understand they found he has one leg shorter than the other. he is 6ft 1" on one side and 5ft 9 on the other.

 

[griffla]

The ability to take every last drop of excitement out of a transfer before it’s even announced. Oh Everton, you’re one of a kind.
Bored now - sign us a centre half

 

[mike91efc]

Feel for you fam

Yes im a woolyback, lived there all my life. Theres far worse places to live mate haha.

 

[kev]

[B]Sky Sports News[/B]‏ @[B]SSN401[/B] 1m1 minute ago
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BREAKING: A blood test taken at Lucas Digne’s Everton medical has shown traces of ‘Winning Mentality’ .... Everton’s medical team are said to be ‘Confused’ by the finding & are now seeking a ‘Second Opinion’ before proceeding with the deal #SSN #EFC #Digne

lollollollollol

 

[Kever10]

The ability to take every last drop of excitement out of a transfer before it’s even announced. Oh Everton, you’re one of a kind.
Bored now - sign us a centre half

The same people who complain about the excitement being taken out of our transfers are the same people who try and sleuth out In The Know BS, track flight plans and take photos with potential signings in Nandos and Tescos.

You can't have it both ways.

 

[Deaf School Groupie]

Now for the chant. To the tune of Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha

Don't cha wish your fullback was hot like Lucas Digne -- Digne!!

 

[SixtyGrand]

The ability to take every last drop of excitement out of a transfer before it’s even announced. Oh Everton, you’re one of a kind.
Bored now - sign us a centre half

Im not that fussed as its clear he's joined us but it is strange how we seem to almost intentionally drag things out to the point of it no longer being exciting. I wonder if its some failed media method to try keep us in the papers/ press for a longer period? Whatever it is its more negative than positive and makes the club look like amateurs.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Now for the chant. To the tune of Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha

Don't cha wish your fullback was hot like Lucas Digne -- Digne!!

I'm no musician, but that doesn't fit the tune.