The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
8000 blues behind the goal. We will suck that ball in.
Matty doesn't lolMay aswell not turn up.
Ouch!Anybody who thinks we’re getting anything atall out of this has had a bang on the head.
Even when we're good we lose to them so doesn't really matter when we play them. Yes we're not great at the moment, but we still got a draw against them in December. With the exception of City and Burnley most teams have been pretty rubbish. We're not great, but neither are they. They conceded 3 goals in less than 5 minutes against Arsenal. Yes they'll be favorites but they are missing quite a lot of their better players. We just need to go there and defend well and don't make any stupid errors and hope we get something.Yeh but we are crap
Lets suck it in the net don't forget to turn around during their song
If the RS have a few of their main players out, and we still go and park the bus in what is in all reality a one off game, then I'm going to fume this place to the ground!

Ouch!
2-1 Ebtun. COYB.
8000 blues behind the goal. We will suck that ball in.
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