Liverpool-Ukrainian Eurovision, 2023

[JimmyJeffers]

France always has the best ones but no one votes for them as they stink

 

[tommye]

What more would you actually want T?

Her not to sing would be a bonus

 

[navidson]

I'd be checking the size of this one's hands

 

[Barnfred 55]

I can't keep up with this. It's worse than the match thread.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Tres bien

 

[davek]

She's quite tall.

 

[summerisle]

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Frencher than a baguette and bag of onions this one

 

[navidson]

Je suis un Poisson

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

France with too much France for anything other than Eurovision.

 

[john jako]

Be better is she was on stilts firing ping pong balls out of her minge

 

[summerisle]

This tripe makes me nostalgic for the days of Eurovision classics like Ding a Dong and Save Your Kisses For Me.

 

[navidson]

I can't keep up with this. It's worse than the match thread.

FFS Keane - that high note was flatter than a witch's tit

 

[davek]

Switching to this now.

 

[tommye]

She's quite tall.

So is her penis